Funny Misquotes Quotes

#1. He didn't really like travel, of course. He liked the idea of travel, and the memory of travel, but not travel itself. - Author: Julian Barnes

#2. As with lemon juice, the more sorrel you use, the more it has to be balanced with something sweet, starchy or creamy - it's a yin-yang approach to cooking that I find rather calming. - Author: Yotam Ottolenghi

#3. I believe in the resistance as I believe there can be no light without shadow; or rather, no shadow unless there is also light. - Author: Margaret Atwood

#4. If you want to know what a man is really like, take notice of how he acts when he loses money. - Author: Ziad K. Abdelnour

#5. We cannot put off living until we are ready. The most salient characteristic of life is its coerciveness: it is always urgent, 'here and now,' without any postponement. Life is fired at us point-blank. - Author: Jose Ortega Y Gasset

#6. When you can live forever what do you live for? - Author: Stephenie Meyer

#7. Her blue eyes sparkled with sheer joy at the thought of being able to spend time with Lucus, even if it meant staying outside in the horrible heat all day and getting bitten by misquotes. - Author: Kira Saito

#8. Give people what they want, when they want it, in the form they want it in, at a reasonable price, and they'll more likely pay for it rather than steal it. Well, some will still steal it, but I think we can take a bite out of piracy. - Author: Kevin Spacey

#9. The soul is both fragile and resilient...The artisan soul must be both tender and tough. - Author: Erwin Raphael McManus

#10. Forgiveness (noun): popular form of denial for those who lack the stamina true hatred requires - Author: Lime Craven

#11. What if you slept? And what if, in your sleep you dreamed? And what if, in your dream, you went to heaven and there plucked a strange and beautiful flower? And what if, when you awoke, you had the flower in your hand? - SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE - Author: Wayne W. Dyer