Top 13 Funny Minister Quotes
#1. But just as misery cannot crawl across an endless path, so does the trail of happiness occasionally reach a sharp end." - The Last Gift
Carla Acheson
#3. Boredom turns a man to sex, a woman to shopping, and it drives newscasters berserk.
Bruce Herschensohn
#4. Do not forget in the darkness what you have been promised in the light.
Katie J. Davis
#5. Yeah, chocolate. Chocolate fends off all kinds of nasty stuff. And if you get hungry while warding off evil, you have a snack. It's multipurpose equipment. One
Jim Butcher
#6. He was flying over India now, still making notes. He remembered hearing an Indian politician on TV talking about the British prime minister and being unable to pronounce her name properly. "Mrs. Torture," he kept saying. "Mrs. Margaret Torture." This was unaccountably funny.
Salman Rushdie
#7. You can call me Pastor-and before Mr. Sox Fan gets his panties in a wad, I want everyone to know I'm legit. I went online, took a minister's course in under an hour, and I'm ordained, baby.
J.R. Ward
#8. General Custer was a close observer and student of personal character.
Buffalo Bill
#9. While fund performance is unpredictable, the impact of fees is not, .. A 1- percent annual fee will reduce an ending account balance by 17 percent after 20 years.
Arthur Levitt Jr
#10. If we don't have God in our life, we're considered dead.
Manny Pacquiao
#11. However, there is no assurance that we can produce world class players so soon. Only time can tell.
Jahangir Khan
#12. Just keep on shining that light. The rest will take care of itself.
Ellen Hopkins
#13. Fiction is an expressionist painting rather than a photograph.
Josip Novakovich
