Funny Mini Skirt Quotes

#1. This is Karma. I'm a bitch. Can you think of anyone who deserves a bitch slap? - Kat

Jenny Han

#2. There's no way I could pay you back but my plan is to show you that I understand, you are appreciated

Tupac Shakur

#3. Some people only speak of freedom of speech while they're out of power. Once they're in power, they're ruthless in suppressing the rights of others.

Barack Obama

#4. His lips turned upward. Man told you to lick salt off me, but he didn't say where you would be licking the salt from.

Elizabeth Morgan

#5. There's no time to hold grudges when you've seen how fragile things can really be.

Allison Winn Scotch

#6. The doctors, nurses, and I didn't cry because the bewildered husbands and stricken daughters were crying enough for all of us.

Hope Jahren

#7. Nutrition doesn't have to be complicated. It goes back to the lessons you learned as a kid. Start with a real breakfast; don't ever skip that. If you're waking up early for a run, make sure you drink at least a glass of water and put something healthy into your stomach before you go out the door.

Summer Sanders

#8. I have "come back" [to music scene] so many times, people are just like, Is this another one? ... It's kind of like a joke to me now.

Britney Spears

#9. Lord, what men don't know is a lot.

Damon Suede

#10. I believe that the way people live can be directed a little by architecture.

Tadao Ando

#11. I still contend that Shakespeare is a dirty old man.

Stephanie Riggs

#12. Money will not purchase happiness for the man who has no concept of what he wants.

Ayn Rand

#13. Always choose influence rather than power. It helps change people into people who can change the world.

Jonathan Sacks

#14. I am dismayed to be in season. I curse men who think of me as food and dream of rickshaws, and lacquered wood.

Andre Alexis

#15. I would be embarrassed to tell you how many folks ran saying that they weren't going to spend a bunch of money, they weren't going to raise the debt ceiling, and then they went to Washington, D.C., and did exactly that.

Mick Mulvaney