Funny Middle Eastern Sayings

#1. I did not become a father because I am fond of children.

Thales

#2. Poetry is prose, bent out of shape.

J. Patrick Lewis

#3. We want to get rid of the militarist not simply because he hurts and kills, but because he is an intolerable thick-voiced blockhead who stands hectoring and blustering in our way of achievement.

H.G.Wells

#4. When you fall in love, you fall in love with yourself, when you kill yourself, you kill someone else.

Jessica Treat

#5. I am not going to guess, at five o'clock in the morning, with my brains frying and sputtering in my head. If you want me to guess, you must ask me to dinner.

Charles Dickens

#6. Nothing beats a really rough massage. I really hate a man who goes all limp when he's doing a massage. Who needs a soft massage? Just get in there and rub me hard or don't bother.

Charisma Carpenter

#7. Of all faults the one she most despised in others was the want of bravery; the meanness of heart which leads to untruth.

Elizabeth Gaskell

#8. Catelyn dreamt that Bran was whole again, that Arya and Sansa held hands, that Rickon was still a babe at her breast. Robb, crownless, played with a wooden sword, and when all were safe asleep, she found Ned in her bed, smiling

George R R Martin

#9. A scientific mindset accepts the truth as a credo.

Eraldo Banovac

#10. If you are the reflection of light, then how can you fear darkness?

Debasish Mridha

#11. Before you say anything censorious about anyone, ask yourself three questions: Is it true? Is it kind? Is it necessary? If the answer to any one of these is even a qualified no, you'd best be quiet." And she remembered it. Miss

Helen Epstein