Top 14 Funny Metaphor Sayings

#1. You help me, I'll help you. That's politics.

Terry McAuliffe

Funny Metaphor Sayings #3292
#2. We all struggle. Life is not fun. A lot of times, it's really painful and hard. Sometimes it's really funny. 'Foxcatcher' is kind of like a metaphor for that.

Mark Schultz

Funny Metaphor Sayings #218744
#3. I grunted, hauling the rope hand over hand. A plaintive squeak came from the pulley system with each draw, as if I had strapped some unfortunate mouse to a torture device and was twisting with glee.

Brandon Sanderson

Funny Metaphor Sayings #295363
#4. It gets worse. Josh tell her that he loves her. She says it back. He touches her. She touches him back. And then they're losing their virginity on the floor of her bedroom beside her pet rabbit, Isis.
A rabbit.
Josh literally lost his virginity in front of a metaphor for sex.

Stephanie Perkins

Funny Metaphor Sayings #345766
#5. Humility is the key to liberation.

Ma Jaya

Funny Metaphor Sayings #413362
#6. We got there without being spotted. I pulled her in, then shut the door, pressing my back to it and exhaling like an epileptic pilot who'd just landed a cargo plane full of dynamite.

Brandon Sanderson

Funny Metaphor Sayings #516029
#7. I really embrace things that I think people who like music can relate to, they grew up with the same stuff and know the same references so when they hear it being used as a metaphor to something else they'll be like that's unique, or funny or something that's relatable to me.

Hoodie Allen

Funny Metaphor Sayings #799053
#8. Wax myrtle: The birds love this stuff.

Mike Thompson

Funny Metaphor Sayings #933078
#9. Whose is it, do you think?" I say finally.
"No telling," says Finnick. "Why don't we let Peeta claim it, since he died today?

Suzanne Collins

Funny Metaphor Sayings #957552
#10. I never knew anyone actually buy cakes when they were hot ...

Ruth Rendell

Funny Metaphor Sayings #1023749
#11. He hesitated. "Nothing, man. What are you doing right now?"
I looked down. "Petting my snake."
Malcolm laughed. "With anyone else, that would be a metaphor. Good thing I can always count on you.

Diana Peterfreund

Funny Metaphor Sayings #1205250
#12. I guess my favorite Web site would be theonion. I used to read that paper all the time in New York, and it still cracks me up. It's actually my homepage on my computer.

Reid Scott

Funny Metaphor Sayings #1451860
#13. If you're wanting something salty, do air-popped popcorn. That, to me, would be a healthier choice than having any kind of fried chip.

Bob Harper

Funny Metaphor Sayings #1747853
#14. I would like my architecture to inspire people to use their own resources, to move into the future.

Tadao Ando

Funny Metaphor Sayings #1781235

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