Top 14 Funny Merchandising Quotes

#1. According to all the experts, it's time for me to talk about what I'm going through ... I can't. I'd need a new alphabet, one made of falling, of tectonic plates shifting, of the deep devouring dark.

Jandy Nelson

Funny Merchandising Quotes #54394
#2. She smiled. "I need your opinion," she said. "What do you think about something sleeveless for this weekend? With a cinched waist and a medium train?"
I brought my hand to my chin and considered this. "Sounds okay," I said. "But I think I'd look better in a tuxedo.

Nicholas Sparks

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#3. I just think it's ridiculous to be dogmatic and be caught in the past. You have to be open, aware, nimble and flexible about changes in the world.

Joseph McGinty Nichol

Funny Merchandising Quotes #490890
#4. There ain't nothing like being in the corner, and the trainer is whispering in your ear and another guy is putting in your mouthpiece. Five seconds to go, the boom! The bell. It's more exciting than looking down a cliff.

George Foreman

Funny Merchandising Quotes #522366
#5. Infinity is just zero spelled backwards.

Derek R. Audette

Funny Merchandising Quotes #624060
#6. Work as though you would live forever, and live as though you would die today. Go another mile!

Og Mandino

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#7. If Mr. Bush and Mr. Forbes don't get most of the votes, they should be arrested for wasting money.

Lamar Alexander

Funny Merchandising Quotes #738005
#8. Our theories of the eternal are as valuable as are those that a chick which has not broken its way through its shell might form of the outside world.

Gautama Buddha

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#9. For some people, their fear to lose is greater than their desire to succeed, so they end up doing nothing and their dreams become impossible.

Rodolfo Costa

Funny Merchandising Quotes #969028
#10. There is a tendency to want to treat blacks as a monolithic socioeconomic group.

William Julius Wilson

Funny Merchandising Quotes #1034266
#11. The path to inner peace already exists. It was forged by others before us.

Lynne Cockrum-Murphy

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#12. Learn to let urgency go. Nothing is urgent. Stress is the product of uncertainty and urgency of life.

Debasish Mridha

Funny Merchandising Quotes #1442476
#13. When you build a house
You nail down memories
Paint and stain the fabric of time

Richard L. Ratliff

Funny Merchandising Quotes #1481955
#14. Cesare persuaded King Louis to lend him an entire army to defeat me. I'm flattered.

Bartolomeo D'Alviano

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