Funny Men's Health Quotes

#1. This is the way to the museyroom. Mind your boots goan out. - Author: James Joyce

#2. I know a guy who had his doctor say, "Take some weight off, go to a health club." The man lost 20 pounds in one week! The machine tore his leg off! - Author: Henny Youngman

#3. Tattoos are the scars you can choose. - Author: Roan Parrish

#4. Behavior has consequences, and stupid behavior often has terrible consequences. - Author: James C. Dobson

#5. I never thought about doing anything other than making art. - Author: Kim Gordon

#6. Never argue with people who buy ink by the gallon ... - Author: Tommy Lasorda

#7. This digital world is what you make of it in the end. - Author: Ciara

#8. Altruism itself depends on a recognition of the reality of other persons, and on the equivalent capacity to regard oneself as merely one individual among many. - Author: Thomas Nagel

#9. You gotta live life before you can talk about it. Sometimes when things don't work out in life, they work out on stage. - Author: Gabriel Iglesias

#10. Meetings are held, wise with the wise. Because their spirits are alike.' Or minds. - Author: Maggie Stiefvater

#11. Nurse: "Doctor, the man you just gave a clean bill of health to dropped dead right as he was leaving the office". Doctor: "Turn him around, make it look like he was walking in." - Author: Henny Youngman