Funny Medieval Sayings

#1. Are you educated in the art of medicine?" Yeah, the art of Walgreens and Urgent Care. "A bit," I hedged.

Lisa T Bergren

#2. Mature material. Where once he had hollered through

Rick Bragg

#3. Satan's hairy ass!

Robert Thier

#4. A life spent in constant labor is a life wasted, save a man be such a fool as to regard a fulsome obituary notice as ample reward.

George Jean Nathan

#5. Someone once commented that I have a great thirst for knowledge, to which I replied, What the hell? I'll drink anything.

Tom Robbins

#6. I went with Beach Fossils and we played 40 shows because we wanted people to see us.

Zachary Cole Smith

#7. Mum insists on calling Sat Nav "the Talking Map," like she's a medieval peasant who believes in witchcraft.

Marian Keyes

#8. I was just a ham since about the age of five. If I was performing at Medieval Times or something, I'd be the court jester. That was always my defense mechanism. I was never all that funny; I was just obnoxious and loud.

Emma Stone

#9. Why you are searching for love all over the world,
when inside you resides an endless ocean of love?

Debasish Mridha

#10. In the midst of the disguises and artifices that reign among men, it is only attention and vigilance that can save us from surprises.

Jacques-Benigne Bossuet