Top 21 Funny Meal Sayings

#1. A luxury meal was prairie sandwiches - two slices of bread with wide-open spaces between them.

Chic Murray

Funny Meal Sayings #190989
#2. Funny you mention my dinner parties when I have just suggested that inviting close friends over to share a meal with candlelight and wine at your table could be a form of religious experience for some people. To me it's a form of sacrament.

Sally Quinn

Funny Meal Sayings #290372
#3. The funny thing about Thanksgiving ,or any big meal, is that you spend 12 hours shopping for it then go home and cook,chop,braise and blanch. Then it's gone in 20 minutes and everybody lies around sortof in a sugar coma and then it takes 4 hours to clean it up.

Ted Allen

Funny Meal Sayings #386292
#4. Whenever you go out to eat you gotta get the appetizer. 'Cause the appetizer's just an excuse for an extra meal. You're always like "Lets see, I will start with the 80 buffalo wings ... and do you have a low-cal blue cheese? 'Cause I don't wanna fill up too much."

Jim Gaffigan

Funny Meal Sayings #530528
#5. I brought you a snack," Takumi said, dropping an oatmeal cream pie onto my book.
"Very nutritious," I smiled.
"You've got your oats. You've got your meal. You've got your cream. It's a fuckin' food pyramid.

John Green

Funny Meal Sayings #605376
#6. If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

Jeff Foxworthy

Funny Meal Sayings #708117
#7. I love to eat. That's why I got so fat; I love to eat. If I don't walk away from a meal hurting, I didn't do it right. If I don't walk away from Thanksgiving dinner feeling like I've been turkey-f**ked in a gingerbread prison, I didn't do it right.

Greg Behrendt

Funny Meal Sayings #736398
#8. I was raised by my grandparents, and they always made sure that I had a pencil and some paper, whether we were in the car or at a restaurant. While they were enjoying a nice meal, I would be sitting there drawing funny pictures of the waitress.

Jarrett J. Krosoczka

Funny Meal Sayings #739823
#9. How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat?

Carroll Bryant

Funny Meal Sayings #826629
#10. Only you could go to Spokane and get bitten by the one vampire in the whole city

Adam to Mercy

Patricia Briggs

Funny Meal Sayings #883311
#11. The great sickness and the grievous evil consist in this: that all the things that man finds written in books, he presumes to think of as true-and all the more so if the books are old.

Maimonides

Funny Meal Sayings #927548
#12. Last night I ordered a whole meal in French. Even the waiter was amazed - it was a Chinese restaurant!

Henny Youngman

Funny Meal Sayings #1012643
#13. I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French, surprised everybody. It was a Chinese restaurant. I said to this Chinese waiter, 'Look, this chicken I got here is cold.' He said, 'It should be, it's been dead two weeks.'

Tommy Cooper

Funny Meal Sayings #1121373
#14. The long game was ended, the Snitch had been caught, it was time to leave the air..

J.K. Rowling

Funny Meal Sayings #1178636
#15. Pure joy is rare. That's why for every meal I eat a really bloody steak.

Bauvard

Funny Meal Sayings #1381491
#16. It's now come out just before his record-breaking 100-meter dash, gold medalist Usain Bolt ate at McDonald's. Apparently he timed his meal so when the race started he would have exactly 9.63 seconds to get to a toilet.

Conan O'Brien

Funny Meal Sayings #1400480
#17. Not that I do not wish to be under the impression of your love just that I am too logical even in love.

Pushpa Rana

Funny Meal Sayings #1426811
#18. False shame only is harmful.

Livy

Funny Meal Sayings #1448673
#19. People say I've had a difficult time in life. I think I've had an exciting time in life.

Iyanla Vanzant

Funny Meal Sayings #1532832
#20. Cassie asked.
asked Ax

Katherine Applegate

Funny Meal Sayings #1576747
#21. We are a society of excuses, shame and blame; we avoid accountability and often project our responsibility when involving domestic violence.

Asa Don Brown

Funny Meal Sayings #1695575

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