Funny Mayhem Quotes

#1. I used to be very hands-on, but lately I've been more hands-off and I plan to become more hands-on and less hands-off and hope that hands-on will become better than hands-off, the way hands-on used to be.

George Steinbrenner

#2. Relentlessly feeding on poverty and economic dislocation, a New World Order was taking shape.

Michel Chossudovsky

#3. As if some faces could be doorways in
To life one has an image of
But never sees. The vista was
A strange and beautiful
Release

Herbert Mason

#4. The idyllic mayhem of two cultures colliding just doesn't seem as funny anymore.

Kris Kidd

#5. If you say you don't have money to help a animal shelter, why then do you have money to buy meat?

Tsem Tulku

#6. When he said we were trying to make a fool of him, I could only murmur that the Creator had beat us to it.

Ilka Chase

#7. Tatiana is a ridiculously curvy thing of dreams, with smooth succulent thighs, long strawberry blond cascading beneath a teal bandana, and a nympho sparkle in her eyes that says pick me, lick me, spank me, or I punish you. Raw innocence and mayhem at once.

Brett Tate

#8. Where there is purpose, there is happiness as well.

Swami Abhedananda

#9. This is what kindness does, Ms.Albert said. Each little thing we do goes out, like a ripple, into the world.

Jacqueline Woodson

#10. Maybe we can talk to them,' I said, tubbing my nose with the back of my hand. 'Have a little sit-down chat.'
'With tea.'
'Ooh, yeah, with the nice china, and those little sandwiches that don't have crusts.

Rachel Hawkins

#11. I don't live in either my past or my future. I'm interested only in the present. If you can concentrate always on the present, you'll be a happy man. Life will be a party for you, a grand festival, because life is the moment we're living now.

Paulo Coelho

#12. In the end, it's all about taking your time and enjoying the journey without worrying too much about the destination.

Patti Stanger

#13. Edward shot a glare at Davis that held the promise of dismemberment, mayhem, and the apocalypse.

Elizabeth Hoyt

#14. I cannot go with you all the way on your journey, but I would go as far as I might

Alison Weir