Top 7 Funny Mayflower Quotes

#1. Or maybe it's about the wonderful things that may happen if you break the ropes that are holding you.

Mary Oliver

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#2. Temptation gains power where we see it prevail in others we know and we express neither shock or hatred of them and their ways nor pity and prayer for their deliverance.

John Owen

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#3. Smile may be of different style,but that which adorns the face of a real person is only an honest ONE.

Anuj

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#4. When you're dead, you're dead. No one is going to remember me when I'm dead. Oh, maybe a few friends will remember me affectionately. Being remembered isn't the most important thing, anyhow. It's what you do when you are here that's important.

Susan Hayward

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#5. I'm not even pissed at the rumormongers. I'm pissed at whoever invented the Internet and handed the assholes in the world a platform on which to spew their venom.

Elle Kennedy

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#6. Boys and girls in America have such a sad time together; sophistication demands that they submit to sex immediately without proper preliminary talk. Not courting talk - real straight talk about souls, for life is holy and every moment is precious.

Jack Kerouac

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#7. If you have no brothers and sisters it defines you for life; even when you're thirty you refer to yourself as an only child.

Russell Brand

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