Top 12 Funny Matzah Quotes

#1. I love to simplify and edit the contents of just about anything, but women's closets hold particular appeal to me. I edit mine about four times a year and hold a yearly 'clothing swap' to encourage my girlfriends to do the same.

Autumn Reeser

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#2. One of the near-death experience truths is that each person integrates their near-death experience into their own pre-existing belief system.

Jodi Long

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#3. We don't move with our legs and arms, but with courage and will power.

Mehmet Murat Ildan

Funny Matzah Quotes #241984
#4. Sometimes I'm a spiritual wimp and a whiner.

Lori Hatcher

Funny Matzah Quotes #355394
#5. I want my fair share and thats All of it!

Greg Palast

Funny Matzah Quotes #634335
#6. In some families, please is described as the magic word. In our house, however, it was sorry.

Margaret Laurence

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#7. People long for God, and more of them than we might think are willing to accept the idea that getting close to him might be painful. The church needs to worry less about coddling our superficial tastes and impulses and more about giving us the whole truth.

Rod Dreher

Funny Matzah Quotes #909226
#8. I forgive all personal weaknesses except egomania and pretension.

Herb Kelleher

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#9. I certainly don't read coverage of me, I read what else is going on that I need to know about to do my job.

Hillary Clinton

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#10. In a country that never wins anything: in Canada, if one of our athletes so much as makes the final in a World Championship, we declare a national holiday.

Malcolm Gladwell

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#11. Dreams may be thus stated: They are concealed realizations of repressed desires.

Sigmund Freud

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#12. The work of teaching and organizing the others fell naturally upon the pigs, who were generally recognized as being the cleverest of the animals.

George Orwell

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