Top 18 Funny Maturity Quotes

#1. I think I speak for all of us when I say, "Huh?

Frank Beddor

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#2. I am listening for the voices Which I heard in days of old.

Caroline Norton

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#3. Zeb was kindergarten teacher
a good one. I always thought it was because he was the same emotional age as his students.

Molly Harper

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#4. Jennifer Fulwiler's story of finding God when you aren't looking for Him is a universal tale which will touch many hearts. With warmth and unflinching candor she leads us through a personal journey of faith and maturity that is as funny as it is affecting.

Raymond Arroyo

Funny Maturity Quotes #447040
#5. Beware of advice - even this.

Carl Sandburg

Funny Maturity Quotes #560633
#6. A large proportion of mankind, like pigeons and partridges, on reaching maturity, having passed through a period of playfulness or promiscuity, establish what they hope and expect will be a permanent and fertile mating relationship. This we call marriage.

C.D. Darlington

Funny Maturity Quotes #596032
#7. I feel sorry for generations of Labour voters and supporters who must look and wonder what on earth has gone wrong and what Labour is for.

Nicola Sturgeon

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#8. Selecting the paper for your letterhead has more variables than you might think. Normal writing or computer printing paper is too light and poor quality to be used for letterhead. Using too heavy of a paper comes off as being ridged and over spending on a basic supply.

Mitch Stephen

Funny Maturity Quotes #698175
#9. Money tends to make people suspicious, if there's any money floating around.

Mitchell Baker

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#10. You have the maturity of a 14-year-old boy!" Kennedy hisses.
"And you have the chest of one.

Emma Chase

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#11. Don't worry what people say or what people think. Be yourself.

Brett Hull

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#12. When you're a kid, 'Star Trek' is a slower burn. It's funny, it's entertaining, but it also has a maturity about it - which is its universal appeal, I think.

Benedict Cumberbatch

Funny Maturity Quotes #1176664
#13. The big powers are traveling on the dangerous road of armament. The signpost just ahead of us is 'Oblivion.' Can the march on this road be stopped? Yes, if public opinion uses the power it now has.

Sean MacBride

Funny Maturity Quotes #1633310
#14. We can study files for decades, but every so often we are tempted to throw up our hands and declare that history is merely another literary genre: the past is autobiographical fiction pretending to be a parliamentary report.

Julian Barnes

Funny Maturity Quotes #1718595
#15. My mother's husband Harry Bloom was a writer, a novelist, a reporter, and an anti-apartheid activist.

Orlando Bloom

Funny Maturity Quotes #1726974
#16. The Good News of Jesus spread not through extravagant preachers, but through everyday people whose lives had been transformed by the power of Christ.

David Platt

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#17. Well, it's true for every elder sibling, We have this supremely potent weapon "parents " on our side in such matters. In fact, such are the times when our maturity works wonders in hitching parents to our side over these younger siblings.

Parul Wadhwa

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#18. Maturity does not always come with age; sometimes age comes alone.

John C. Maxwell

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