Funny Mastectomy Quotes

#1. KURT: ....no way in hell he's getting away with short changing you."
KERRY ANNE: But like you said, I don't need it so why?
KURT: Because it's rightfully yours sweetheart.

Jordan Silver

#2. What the individual can do is to give a fine example, and to have the courage to uphold ethical values .. in a society of cynics.

Albert Einstein

#3. When a woman you have cried against postcoitus tells you she's leaving you for a man whose claim to fame is the conjoining of a soup spoon and a fork, you wait for the ringer, you wait for the joke.

Courtney Maum

#4. Who can know the absolute truth of illusion or emptiness? That is why we feel the fulfilled sense of this world.

Sorin Cerin

#5. Oppression can only survive through silence.

Carmen De Monteflores

#6. The soul of animals is characterized by two faculties, (a) the faculty of discrimination which is the work of thought and sense, and (b) the faculty of originating local movement.

Aristotle.

#7. It was like that for the first six months after 'E.T.' was in cinemas. I'd go out and get mobbed. I was a shy kid, and being approached by adults all the time just freaked me out.

Henry Thomas

#8. I think it's an area that one writes from that is curious because it is not a clearly defined partisan one.

Breyten Breytenbach

#9. The Adversary seldom loses when you play on his playing field. It's called the home court advantage.

Randall Wright

#10. Your heart has stolen mine; two souls beating in time.
Yet you push me away-rejection a cruel slay.
I beg you to kiss me. Take me. Claim me.
Make me yours and put my fears at bay.

Pepper Winters

#11. I can't go to the hardware store, cut a sheet in half and staple it to the window anymore. It doesn't fly.

James Badge Dale

#12. I have no great fondness for the universe, but I do live there

Eliezer Yudkowsky

#13. Skill makes love unending.

Ovid