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Top 16 Funny Massachusetts Quotes

#1. I am still in the land of the dying; I shall be in the land of the living soon. (his last words) - Author: John Newton
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#2. She had not known the weight until she felt the freedom. - Author: Nathaniel Hawthorne
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#3. Mom was the greatest influence of my childhood. She wanted to save me from the vice, lust, and drinking that was all about me. - Author: Ethel Waters
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#4. There's that thing that if you want to have any kind of lasting love, I think you have to love the whole person and not just the parts of them that you choose. - Author: Paul Dano
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#5. Is this your boyfriend?" the first nun asked.
Clair Olivia looked me up and down. "No. This is my gay friend who decided he was straight and single-handedly wrecked havoc at an all-boys school in Massachusetts this fall. He's gay again and home for Christmas, so yay! - Author: Bill Konigsberg
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#6. It is time we Georgians did not depend only on others, it is time we asked what Georgia will do for the world. - Author: Mikheil Saakashvili
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#7. What was freely given to me, I freely give. - Author: Lauryn Hill
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#8. Building outrageous expectations about the next big thing - be it a personal video chatting service or venue-based photo sharing app - can create all sorts of complications when things don't go as planned. - Author: Ryan Holmes
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#9. Books are like our children. They are often conceived by inspiration, but are born only by labor. - Author: R.G. Yoho
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#10. In some ways, I had a traditional 'old South' upbringing, meaning that I spent some time in a military school, and acquired an inoculum of the military ethic that is still with me today: honor, duty, loyalty. - Author: E. O. Wilson
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#11. Fuck you,' Samuel said as he stole the ball, drove down the court, and went in for a two-handed, rattle-the-foundations, ratify-a-treaty, abolish-income-tax, close-the-uranium-mines monster dunk. - Author: Sherman Alexie
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#12. To be a bodyguard is to be a kamikaze pilot. Dedicated. - Author: Mr. T
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#13. There is never any valid reason for not being in full mental focus. - Author: Barbara Branden
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#14. Let not your rage or malice destroy a life. - Author: Leonardo Da Vinci
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#15. We were just meant to be and fate in all her conniving, wicked glory, wouldn't have had this union any other way. - Author: Sarah Michelle Lynch
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#16. I'm not ashamed of being successful. You know, they criticized Romney for being ashamed of it. I think we've got to inspire our kids that we shouldn't be ashamed to be successful. - Author: John Catsimatidis
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