Top 10 Funny Mason Jar Quotes

#1. By suppers more have been killed than Galen ever cured

George Herbert

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#2. The only sane policy for the world is that of abolishing war.

Linus Pauling

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#3. I get ratings. If I didn't get ratings, they [media] wouldn't do it. They don't care about poll numbers, they only care about ratings.

Donald Trump

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#4. An Indian Affairs agent said, 'The question will suggest itself, which of these people are the savages?

David Grann

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#5. I better understood the little lies that liquor told, lifting spirits and drowning sorrows while withholding the whole truth--that, in the end, it is the spirit in peril of drowning. Sorrows have gills.

Charles M. Blow

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#6. What if we opened ourselves to the gift?

Cindy Milstein

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#7. We are fortunate and blessed to have a partner of Harvey Schiller's stature, who shares our vision for the future of the Dodgers, the city of Los Angeles and our great baseball fans throughout the world.

Steve Garvey

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#8. To be reserved, secretive, with a passionate violence that causes suffering.

Gwen John

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#9. I'm a longboard guy.

Jeff Bridges

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#10. Nearly all web publications are driven by the display model, which is in turn driven by page views. But we all know the web is shifting, thanks to mobile devices and the walled gardens they erect. The new landscape of the web is far more complicated, and new products must emerge.

John Battelle

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