Top 7 Funny Markiplier Quotes

#1. I don't actually have to think very hard when I'm writing. I mean, there are times where it's a task, and you have to plug away and plug away. But then there are times when a song writes itself in 15 minutes, and you're just struggling to keep up with it.

Patty Griffin

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#2. They swallow God without thinking, they swallow country without thinking. Soon they forget how to think, they let others think for them.

Charles Bukowski

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#3. The most perfect magic for a child is the touch of a loving hand!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

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#4. I believe that if doors don't open, make new doors. So I also have started producing quite a bit of things as well.

Katee Sackhoff

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#5. It was always my dream, to do a leading role on Broadway. It's what I went to college to do, in hopes of one day someone taking a chance on me and saying, 'You know what? You're going to be our girl.'

Patina Miller

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#6. Back in my time, and I sound old now, it was black and white boots and that was it. Now you've got snoods, people wearing headphones when they're doing interviews, which I find disrespectful. Pink boots, green boots, you name it, even tights. They'll be wearing skirts next.

Paul Ince

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#7. When was public virtue to be found when private was not?

William Cowper

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