Top 12 Funny Maple Syrup Sayings

#1. I'd rather be happily single than unhappily married.

Heather Graham

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#2. Truths are written, never said ... Lines are drawn, but then they fade.

Colleen Hoover

Funny Maple Syrup Sayings #241155
#3. I've observed that if individuals who prevail in a highly competitive environment have any one thing in common besides success, it is failure - and their ability to overcome it.

Bill Walsh

Funny Maple Syrup Sayings #649280
#4. Morality, said Jesus, is kindness to the weak; morality, said Nietzsche, is the bravery of the strong; morality, says Plato, is the effective harmony of the whole.

Will Durant

Funny Maple Syrup Sayings #805697
#5. Yes, Doc, I'm not feeling too well.'

Which was true enough, Kwang Meng considered.

He had honestly not been feeling too well since he contracted poverty, loneliness, boredom, sexual frustration and periodic coughs and colds. Not to speak of his dreary job.

Goh Poh Seng

Funny Maple Syrup Sayings #843168
#6. Plus, no matter how many times I'd brushed my teeth in Casey's bathroom (after half an hour she'd knocked on the door to make sure I was okay), the taste of disgusting, womanizing bastard was still in my mouth. Ugh!

Kody Keplinger

Funny Maple Syrup Sayings #960160
#7. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.

Molly Ivins

Funny Maple Syrup Sayings #1031093
#8. But if I had to choose a single destination where I'd be held captive for the rest of my time in New York, I'd choose the Metropolitan Museum of Art.

Tim Gunn

Funny Maple Syrup Sayings #1117635
#9. Freedom found me the day I realized I was not bound to witchcraft. The FATHER was waiting, He was scanning the horizon for the day I would realize I could come home. And He ran to welcome me into His loving arms.

Kristine McGuire

Funny Maple Syrup Sayings #1277013
#10. There is no power on earth that can undo Pakistan.

Muhammad Ali Jinnah

Funny Maple Syrup Sayings #1428217
#11. What we become depends on what we read after all of the professors have finished with us. The greatest university of all is a collection of books.

Thomas Carlyle

Funny Maple Syrup Sayings #1488917
#12. Merrill Lynch is this hugely prestigious brand.

Charles Duhigg

Funny Maple Syrup Sayings #1872206

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