Funny Man's Best Friend Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 22 Funny Man's Best Friend Quotes

#1. I am humbled and excited by new opportunities for me to support and share the amazing work NASA is doing to help us travel farther into the solar system and work with the next generation of science and technology leaders. - Author: Scott Kelly
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#2. Obligations, hatreds, injuries; what did I expect my memories to be? I was forgetting remorse. Now I have a complete past. - Author: Jean Anouilh
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#3. A friend gave me a drug for attention deficit disorder, because he's afflicted, but I'm not. So what happened to me is I suddenly had an extra-long attention span. People would tell me a story, and it would end, and I'd get all mad. "Come on, man, there has to be more to that story." - Author: Mitch Hedberg
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#4. I don't have a type. I don't have a specific kind of human being. It's just kind of an X-factor of sorts. Everybody I've ever dated has been a case-by-case situation. - Author: Taylor Swift
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#5. Jack Lemmon is my best friend and he's a very wonderful actor. A very talented, very funny man. A lovely man. We're like brothers! We are gifts to each other. He's such a fun personality. There will only ever be one Jack Lemmon. - Author: Tony Curtis
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#6. There are a good many fools who call me a friend, and also a good many friends who call me a fool. - Author: Gilbert K. Chesterton
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#7. According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog. - Author: Jay Leno
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#8. Make a little effort to give up your insignificant quarrels and eventually a better world will follow. - Author: Abhijit Naskar
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#9. I've gained no wisdom, no insight, no mellowing. I would make all the same mistakes again, today. - Author: Woody Allen
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#10. But then some people give off a strange sense of preoccupation, as if there is something in their lives so important to them that they have to keep it silent, and close. And to keep this thing close, they make sacrifices. - Author: Helen Oyeyemi
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#11. You can not be afraid when you get to this level to teach. I don't care what level you're at, if you don't teach, you're worthless. - Author: Mike Butcher
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#12. Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Author: Corey Ford
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#13. Patsy Cline? Larger than life! She taught me emotion: raw, sincere, unashamed. - Author: Reba McEntire
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#14. That's why they're man's best friend. 'Cause guys want buddies that are dumber than they are. So do women, but they've already got men - Author: Bill Engvall
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#15. The only thing equal to the enormity of his want was his regret. - Author: Molly Ringwald
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#16. Happiness is to take up the struggle in the midst of the raging storm and not to pluck the lute in the moonlight or recite poetry among the blossoms. - Author: Ding Ling
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#17. Immediately upon entering the weighing-in zone, I sensed an oppressive tension in the air, the lightweights staring and glaring at each other, snarling like lean, frenzied dogs. Extreme hunger has a way of creating these emotions in even the most mil-mannered people. - Author: Brad Alan Lewis
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#18. The only question with wealth is, what do you do with it? - Author: John D. Rockefeller
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#19. Ninety percent of films are pretty mediocre, but they have a built-in audience and open on 3,000 screens. - Author: George Clooney
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#20. We are taught to reinvent ourselves all the time. And nature is teaching us. What is necessary for us to do to create sustainability? There's a shift that has to take hold in our thinking, and it's hard to know when it's going to click for the larger percentage of us. - Author: Horst Rechelbacher
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#21. It is commonly the personal character of a writer which gives him his public significance. It is not imparted by his genius. Napoleon said of Corneille, "Were he living I would make him a king;" but he did not read him. He read Racine, yet he said nothing of the kind of Racine. - Author: Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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#22. A friend said to me, "I think the weather is trippy." I said, "No, man, it's not the weather that's trippy, perhaps it's the way we perceive it." And then I realized I just should have said, "Yeah." - Author: Mitch Hedberg
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