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Top 12 Funny Mall Cop Quotes

#1. Certainly my life will not ever be as private and discreet, and perhaps I should even use the word insulated, as it was before. - Author: Anita Hill
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#2. She's their secret weapon! They call her Trasha, and she's eight years old. I hear they discovered her at the Pacific Mall arcade, playing Drum-Mania. She has so much A.D.D., it's not even funny. - Author: Bryan Lee O'Malley
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#3. I think climbing is less a sport and more a hobby, and as such, I think everybody's a beginning climber. - Author: Alex Lowe
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#4. I am committing suicide by cigarette, I replied. She thought that was reasonably funny. I didn't. I thought it was hideous that I should scorn life that much, sucking away on cancer sticks. My brand is Pall Mall. The authentic suicides ask for Pall Malls. The dilettantes ask for Pell Mells. - Author: Kurt Vonnegut
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#5. Look well to the characters and qualifications of those you elect and raise to office and places of trust. - Author: Matthias B. Tallmadge
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#6. I was shopping at my local mall in Dallas that I've gone to for like three years now. And everyone was like "Oh my God, who's that? Who's that?" And I was like whatever, because you know, there are like 20 people traveling with me. It's like I have an entourage following me
which is so funny. - Author: Cheyenne Kimball
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#7. If I'm ever at a mall or some kind of place where there's a lot of younger girls, some people will recognize me from 'Degrassi.' But then it won't happen for a long time. It's funny - it happens more here in the States than it does in Canada. - Author: Jake Epstein
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#8. She goes to Frederick's of Hollywood at the mall and purchases an explicit lingerie outfit so sheer that you could read an appliance warranty through it in an unlit closet. - Author: Dave Barry
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#9. I do yoga and weights, mainly. I still box. I box once a week, but I don't get punched in the face anymore. I just hit the bags now. I'm done with that competitive side of it. - Author: Neil Jackson
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#10. I think that when you're in love, you progressively go back to who you are. - Author: Xavier Dolan
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#11. A beautiful soul has no other merit than its own existence. - Author: Friedrich Schiller
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#12. Sometimes I feel like I'm making a connection with a stranger, but then it turns out I'm not. Like, I was in a mall, and I saw this lady hitting her kid. So I went up to her, and I was like, "Yeah, get him!" She got all mad at me. I was like, "I'm on your side here." - Author: Demetri Martin
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