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#1. For my first gig, I got $75. I could make money being funny, so I pursued it as a career and have turned it into a lucrative business. - Author: Tracy Morgan
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#2. Some guys said 'Here's bop!' Wham! They said, 'Here's something we can make money on!' Wham! 'Here's a comedian!' Wham! Here's a guy who talks funny talk!' - Author: Charlie Parker
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#3. Well, there's one thing to be said for money. It can make you rich. - Author: Tom Robbins
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#4. Sometimes it seems to me I've known so many men that the FBI ought to come to me first to compare fingerprints. - Author: Mae West
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#5. The easiest way to make money is to be funny. The easiest way to be regarded as funny is to have money. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#6. I have only one way to blow the steam off, i make money, you spend money thats funny,now i'm smilling like thats honey - Author: Mohlalefi J Motsima
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#7. We might make a lot of money but, we also spend a lot of money. - Author: Patrick Ewing
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#8. I do see things that are funny on the net. I Googled myself the other day and found out that I was worth $250m, and that I was the highest-paid guy in show business! I wish so hard it was true. It is, of course, the complete opposite. I'm neither rich nor do I make a lot of money. - Author: David Crosby
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#9. More than most people, the alcoholic leads a double life. He is very much the actor - Author: Bill W.
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#10. Americans worship technology. It's an inherent trait in the national zeitgeist. - Author: Max Brooks
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#11. Optimists envision the best that could happen.
Pessimists envision the worst that could happen.
Pragmatists envision the likely to happen.
The pessimist finds many reasons to quit.
The optimist finds many reasons to keep going. - Author: Matshona Dhliwayo
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#12. It's a funny life. Either you don't make a red cent and you have all the time in the world, or else you get double the money and you don't have a moment to spend a penny of it. - Author: Gabrielle Roy
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#13. Models are like baseball players. We make a lot of money quickly, but all of a sudden we're 30 years old, we don't have a college education, we're qualified for nothing, and we're used to a very nice lifestyle. The best thing is to marry a movie star. - Author: Cindy Crawford
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#14. How Superheroes Make Money:
- Spider-Man knits sweaters.
- Superman screw the lids on pickle jars.
- Iron Man, as you would suspect, just irons. - Author: Jim Benton
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#15. I can make a case that I regret nothing. After all, most of my mistakes turned out to be things I survived, or turned into funny stories, or, on occasion, even made money from. - Author: Nora Ephron
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#16. Just because someone disagrees with you doesn't mean you're wrong. - Author: Kathryn Budig
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#17. Content is King. Promotion is Queen - Author: Bob Mayer
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#18. The power of uncovering India's biggest concealment is in your hands. - Author: Sambhav Ratnakar
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#19. You spend your TIME to make a DIME. You lose your HEALTH to make your WEALTH, but at the end it is FUNNY because you leave back all your MONEY. - Author: R.v.m.
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#20. Tex, you look like a serial killer in this picture!" I shouted.
"Yeah, so?" Tex answered.
I stared.
"You think people wouldn't pay good money to have a serial killer make them coffee?" he boomed. - Author: Kristen Ashley
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#21. When you grow up without it, you want to have it. It's funny, in America some people say, 'Why do you want to make money so much?' And I say, 'Well, I guess you didn't starve as a kid.' - Author: Olga Kurylenko
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#22. I pride myself in being able to straddle demographics, and if that was said as Barney Stinson, it would mean a little different thing. - Author: Neil Patrick Harris
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#23. Day in and day out, your tax accountant can make or lose you more money than any single person in your life, with the possible exception of your kids - Author: Harvey MacKay
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#24. We have a funny concept of time in this culture. We revere it as we revere money, yet we rarely spend any of it on ourselves. We complain that we can't make what time we have go around, yet day after day we spend our allotment doing things we don't really want to be doing. - Author: Jan Phillips
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#25. Say what you like. Plutonium may give you grief for thousands of years, but arsenic is forever. - Author: Terry Pratchett
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#26. It was a dangerous profession I had chosen ... because no one likes a funny kid. In fact, adults are scared silly of them and tend to warn children who act out that they are going to wind up in prison or worse. It is only when you grow up that they pay you vast sums of money to make them laugh. - Author: Art Buchwald
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#27. There's no getting better, Storm. This is it. There's no coming back from the dead. - Author: K.A. Tucker
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#28. There are times when lives diverge, interests change and family and work become a priority. - Author: Chris Child
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#29. It's funny, people often ask me, "Why do you do bike tours where it takes three times the effort and you make one-third of the money?" My answer is that I'm trying to do it ethically. What does that mean, exactly? That conflict is a big part of my art. - Author: Ben Sollee
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#30. I just need to do something new ... I've got the big remote control of life in my hands, and I'm ready to start pushing some buttons. - Author: Cecelia Ahern
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#31. So if you're black or brown, you can make money in America, you can get rich in America ... but whatever you decide to do, it better be positive, 'cause if one person is harmed, you will be destroyed. You see Oprah, she just be giving away money. She's doing that to keep the Feds off her back. - Author: Chris Rock
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#32. If you're going to commit to that, you're going to have to find some way to make it bearable and enjoyable. - Author: Ryan Reynolds
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#33. We don't forgive people because they deserve it. We forgive them because they need it - because we need it. - Author: Bree Despain
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