Funny Made In China Quotes

#1. Sports teach you how to be quick. Injuries teach you how to slow down.

Yao Ming

#2. I firmly believe that everyone should have to work in the food service industry at least once in their lives.

Judy Greer

#3. Love of one's country recognizes no frontiers ... of other countries.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

#4. So far China has won the most gold medals, ladies and gentlemen. The Chinese athletes can't wait to get home and show the medals off to the kids who made them.

Conan O'Brien

#5. Life is built of these little horrible moments and the giant expanses of awesome in between.

Christina Lauren

#6. The quotation-business is booming. No subdivision of the culture seems too narrow to have a quotation book of its own ... It would be an understatement to say that these books lean on one another. To compare them is to stroll through a glorious jungle of incestuous mutual plagiarism.

James Gleick

#7. I guess you heard about this; the U.S. Olympic Committee is coming under fire after it was revealed that the uniforms for Team USA to be worn in the opening ceremony were made in China. Turns out they were made by some of the same kids who could beat us in gymnastics. That's the worst part.

Jay Leno