Funny Luck Quotes

#1. Knock on wood is a saying for good luck. I think that started when someone went to someone's door to see if someone was home. "I hope Joe's home, knock on wood!"

Mitch Hedberg

#2. I've read a lot of scripts and I'm really luck to be able to play a woman who's funny and can be charming and has a mischievous side to her as well. I'm really lucky.

Cobie Smulders

#3. Only bad golfers are lucky. They're the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky.

Lee Trevino

#4. When my dad divorced my mom it was kind of like him leaving me also.

Nicole Richie

#5. It's awful bad luck to bring a woman aboard the ship."
"It's awful worse luck not to.

Johnny Depp

#6. I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe.

Kristen Schaal

#7. I feel like Harry Potter just put liquid luck in my butterbeer before Quidditch practice.

Jillian Dodd

#8. Look," I whisper to Cat, "Shooting star! That's good luck."
She rolls her eyes. "It's a plane, you idiot," she says, and when I look again I can see that she's right. Typical.

Cathy Cassidy

#9. We declared war on terror-it's not even a noun, so, good luck.

Jon Stewart

#10. You have better luck than you think you do," Cian said firmly.
Turning back toward him, she said, "Yeah? Prove it?"
You found me."
Yeah, and awakening your inner vampire, scaring the shit out of your
girlfriend, and screwing up your life."
Then that's my bad luck," he corrected her.

Rhiannon Frater

#11. Family was real important in putting me on my path. I'm so blessed to come from a home with a mother and a father.

Chris Paul

#12. It's funny, this thing about happiness. It's a commodity that was imported from America in the Fifties. I see myself simply as living my life ... I feel it's pushing your luck to define how happy you are.

Francesca Annis

#13. We all have three characters: the one we really have, the one we try to convince the world we have, and the one we think we have.

Michael Josephson

#14. Luck is merely a product of the happily delusional mind.

Lois Greiman

#15. When it rains it pours and when it shines you get melanoma.

Sol Luckman

#16. That's the luck we have with making films in Europe. It's still, in some ways, a virgin territory for a lot of stories. It's funny to see people in 10-gallon hats somewhere in France or Switzerland. You think, "Wow, is this real?" You do it in Wyoming and it's redundant.

Thomas Bidegain

#17. It would actually constitute more than a miracle, he realised. It would take divine intervention plus luck, plus some unknown element of cosmic wizardry.

David Baldacci

#18. When it is peace, then we may view again With new-won eyes each other's truer form And wonder. Grown more loving-kind and warm We'll grasp firm hands and laugh at the old pain When it is peace. But until peace, the storm The darkness and the thunder and the rain.

Charles Sorley

#19. Christ is the foundation of all our hopes for time and for eternity. Oh, build on this divine foundation! All other foundations are sinking sand.

Robert Stuart MacArthur

#20. My dad hasn't said much about his college days. Oh, a few times, he might start telling stories. And I've seen some highlight film of him from college. I remember thinking he looked really small. Which is funny, because growing up, I thought he was a pretty big guy.

Andrew Luck

#21. There are no small accidents on this circuit.

Ayrton Senna

#22. The night sky made her feel infinite before she knew the word.

Thomm Quackenbush

#23. Good equippers do like Jesus did it: recruit twelve, graduate eleven, and focus on three.

Lynn Anderson

#24. I forgot for a second that he was my ancestral enemy, and felt bad for him; then i consoled myself that bird poop brings good luck

Rob Reger

#25. What's so funny? (Astrid)
I'm just thinking, here I am a slave who touched a star who then made him a demigod. I have to be the luckiest bastard who ever lived. (Zarek)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#26. Actually, I began to think that maybe there is a god, after all. Or maybe it's a different one. The old one got fired.

Terry Gilliam

#27. I guess what I always found funny was the human condition. There is a certain comedy and pathos to trouble and accidents. Like, when a driver has parked his car crookedly and then wonders why he has the bad luck of being hit.

John Prine

#28. Newspapers and magazines have been valuable to us precisely because they apply filters to information, otherwise known as editing, and often the Internet seems valuable for exactly the opposite reason: You can get your news without a filter.

Michael Specter

#29. He was the god of tide-lap and wingbeat, talon and pearl. She was the goddess of ... herself. And he could not look away from her.

Stephanie Perkins

#30. Shepley stomped into the apartment and slammed the door behind him. "She's fucking impossible!"
I kissed Travis on the cheek. "That's my cue."
"Good luck," Travis said.
I slid in beside America, and she huffed. "He's fucking impossible!

Jamie McGuire

#31. I guess the biggest challenge to doing any kind of animation voice work is that you only have your voice to tell the story.

Kevin Conroy

#32. It's funny when people say something is "unreal" about something that is, in reality, real. I'm so guilty of it, it's real!

Ethan Luck

#33. Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops to the ground with a taser dart in her neck, and you cry when your shoes pinch. Good luck, Bambi!

George Lopez

#34. For a comedian to kind of catch onto something right as something's catching on in our culture, a lot of it is luck, and you hope the joke is funny.

Jim Gaffigan