Funny Lottery Ticket Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 7 famous quotes and sayings about funny lottery ticket to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 7 Funny Lottery Ticket Quotes

#1. I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. - Author: Steven Wright
Funny Lottery Ticket Quotes #140056
#2. The life-tree of practice is single-minded application. - Author: Jamgon Kongtrul Lodro Taye
Funny Lottery Ticket Quotes #373058
#3. What really helps a guy to become an action hero today is the directing of the movie. All those fast cuts. - Author: Jean-Claude Van Damme
Funny Lottery Ticket Quotes #936044
#4. And I suppose all of your women are fast asleep after you take care of them."
"Damn straight. I'm like a superhero. The Prolactinator. - Author: Vi Keeland
Funny Lottery Ticket Quotes #1193584
#5. If asked whether you love God, say nothing. This is because if you say, 'I do not love God,'you are an unbeliever. If, on the other hand, you say, 'I do love God,' your actions contradict you. - Author: Al Fudayl Ibn Iyad
Funny Lottery Ticket Quotes #1450593
#6. I bought a scratch off lottery ticket, but then I accidentally spilled calamine lotion on it, so it did not need to be scratched. Shoot! I will not know if I have won! - Author: Mitch Hedberg
Funny Lottery Ticket Quotes #1464672
#7. Status quos are made to be broken. - Author: Ray A. Davis
Funny Lottery Ticket Quotes #1700564

Famous Authors

Popular Topics