Funny Lottery Ticket Famous Quotes & Sayings
List of top 7 famous quotes and sayings about funny lottery ticket to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.
Top 7 Funny Lottery Ticket Quotes
#1. I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. - Author: Steven Wright
#2. The life-tree of practice is single-minded application. - Author: Jamgon Kongtrul Lodro Taye
#3. What really helps a guy to become an action hero today is the directing of the movie. All those fast cuts. - Author: Jean-Claude Van Damme
#4. And I suppose all of your women are fast asleep after you take care of them."
"Damn straight. I'm like a superhero. The Prolactinator. - Author: Vi Keeland
#5. If asked whether you love God, say nothing. This is because if you say, 'I do not love God,'you are an unbeliever. If, on the other hand, you say, 'I do love God,' your actions contradict you. - Author: Al Fudayl Ibn Iyad
#6. I bought a scratch off lottery ticket, but then I accidentally spilled calamine lotion on it, so it did not need to be scratched. Shoot! I will not know if I have won! - Author: Mitch Hedberg
#7. Status quos are made to be broken. - Author: Ray A. Davis
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