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Top 91 Funny Lost Sayings

#1. I've lost a million and a half on the horses and dice in the last two years. And the funny part is, I still like 'em, and if someone handed me another million I'd put it right in the nose
of some horse that looked good to me. - Author: Al Capone
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#2. I did 'Love's Labour's Lost' in the theater and found it to be riotously funny. - Author: Kenneth Branagh
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#3. Are you okay?"
"Good," she said, "because if you fall off a skyscraper, I'll be so mad at you. - Author: Joel N. Ross
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#4. It used to be cars had cool names: Dart, Hawk, Fury, Cougar, Firebird, Hornet, Mustang, Barracuda. Now we have Elantra, Altima, Acura, Lumina, Sentra, Corolla, Maxima, Tercel. Further proof that America has lost its edge. - Author: George Carlin
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#5. And I would stop and take you in, all of you, and when our eyes lock we'd just stare into each other's souls and all of the lost time would come out in the shape of a big smile, a few tears and a tight hug that feels like ...
I don't know, it would feel like home. - Author: Morgan Parker
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#6. It depends on the way you shoot it. It's something I don't really control. The main goal is to make a funny movie, but then I let my mind go. I get lost sometimes in the writing, trying to find some special zones. That's the excitement of making a movie. - Author: Quentin Dupieux
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#7. I find it funny that people now come up to me and say, 'Wow, you are absolutely gorgeous. I'm like, 'I was beautiful before I lost weight. Egotistically speaking, I thought I was amazing.' - Author: Raven-Symone
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#8. She turns to us, acts surprised to see us, then does the bit with the back of the hand to the forehead. "You're lost!" "You're angry!" "You're in the wrong school!" "You're in the wrong country!" "You're on the wrong planet! - Author: Laurie Halse Anderson
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#9. Drug addicts are so funny that way. Just spinning around, lost in their own little world. Doing so much, accomplishing so little. How sad. - Author: James St. James
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#10. It was going to be our job to annoy someone?"
"I know - it's a dream come true! - Author: Joel N. Ross
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#11. It was funny, in a twisted sort of way, that night I gained my future was the same night I lost my past. - Author: Kelley R. Martin
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#12. Smartass Disciple: Master, I don't need a fairytale.I need you to tell me the truth.
Master of Stupidity: It is not funny if you just found it. No drama if no lost at first. - Author: Toba Beta
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#13. What are you doing?" I asked Loretta.
"Stabbing a cushion," she told me. - Author: Joel N. Ross
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#14. It's funny, because I don't have a very addictive personality in any way except for things like stories or books or movies or TV. I just get, like, completely enamored and lost in that world, especially when one really hits the right way. Like, I just can't do anything else. - Author: Mae Whitman
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#15. You know crazy straws - they go all over the place? These straws are sane. They never lost their mind. They say, "we're going straight to the mouth. That guy who takes a while to get there? He's crazy." - Author: Mitch Hedberg
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#16. Unexpected Elizabeth wasn't falling into his arms as he'd anticipated, even after he had acted heroic and been valiantly injured. Perhaps he had lost her. - Author: Kresley Cole
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#17. Are you . . . lost?"
"Not really," she told him. "We just don't know where we're going. - Author: Joel N. Ross
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#18. After an hour the score was:
Quancita - 34
Radiz - 51
Sally - froglegs
Perla - 9 and 21
Me - hoo-hoo-hooo - Author: Joel N. Ross
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#19. There is no path I follow. I feel as if I'm just drifting along, because although I can progress physically, through my training, mentally and spiritually I don't know what the hell I'm doing. It's like that car sticker: 'Don't follow me, I'm lost'. - Author: Steve Ovett
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#20. So you want to hear a story? Well, I used to know a whole lot of pretty interesting ones. Some of them so funny you'd laugh yourself unconscious, others so terrible you'd never want to repeat them. But I can't remember any of those. So I'll just tell you about the time I found that lost thing ... - Author: Shaun Tan
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#21. George Hendrick simply lost that sun-blown pop-up. - Author: Jerry Coleman
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#22. I lost my virginity under a bridge. I was having sex with this poor girl and I was trying my best, but I was like Scotland at a World Cup - just pleased to be there. - Author: Russell Howard
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#23. Another drunk goes up to a parking meter, puts in a quarter, the dial goes to 60. The drunk says, "Huh. I lost 100 pounds!" - Author: Henny Youngman
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#24. Keep moving!"
"Bea's arguing with the floor. - Author: Joel N. Ross
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#25. It's hard to get lost if you don't know where you're going. - Author: Jim Jarmusch
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#26. Boys," Lindsay agreed, nodding. "What doesn't get lost in translation?"
"Things with the letter X in front of them," Rachel posited. "Like X-Box. And X-rated movies. - Author: Nenia Campbell
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#27. As a young man, I used to sport a rather ragged beard [ ... ]; it doesn't suit and in its untended state I can often come to look like a set of sensory organs lost in a raspberry bush. - Author: Claire North
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#28. No chimpanzee husband would stand by while his wife lost all her coconuts. - Author: Kurt Vonnegut
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#29. If Chess is the switch," Loretta said, "how does he turn the Fog off?"

Bea bit her lower lip. "I don't know - ask Chess."
"How would I know?" I said. "You try being a switch. - Author: Joel N. Ross
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#30. I find as a viewer, when I go to see comedies, the strain to be funny throughout the whole thing. I start to lose my sense of reality, and it ends up feeling like an empty experience; there's funny stuff in it but I've lost the emotional connection to the characters because it's just so bananas. - Author: Mike White
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#31. Loretta started belting out a song: "Row, row, row your boat, sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G ! - Author: Joel N. Ross
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#32. I always tend to remember the funny moments. When I lost my shoe (even though it was funny) there was something motivating about it, I just ended in this spastic emotional way. I tend to remember the more extreme moments. - Author: Laura Bell Bundy
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#33. I have an all-Japanese design team, and none of them speak English. So it's often funny and surprising how my ideas end up lost in translation. - Author: Pharrell Williams
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#34. Funny thing about love, ain't it? Sometimes it saves you and sometimes, like right then, even love isn't enough. - Author: Eden Butler
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#35. What are you doing now, you lazy drunken obscene unsayable son of an unnameable unmarried gipsy obscenity? What are you doing? - Author: Ernest Hemingway,
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#36. The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - Author: Paul Fix
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#37. ...Loretta threatened to beat him to death with a wooden spoon... - Author: Joel N. Ross
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#38. Funny he could take down a group of terrorists without blinking an eye, but come face to face with this gorgeous woman, and he lost his common sense. - Author: Casey Clipper
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#39. I lost my balance when the train pulled away, but a human crumple zone buffered my fall. We stayed like that, half fallen. Diagonal People. - Author: David Mitchell
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#40. The man who tries to be funny is lost. To lose one's naturalness is always to lose the sympathy of your audience. - Author: Harold Lloyd
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#41. The tragedy is that Dell didn't win it - we lost it. - Author: Steve Jobs
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#42. In the old legends, Arachne had gotten into trouble because of pride. She'd bragged about her tapestries being better than Athena's, which had led to Mount Olympus's first reality TV punishment program: 'So You Think You Can Weave Better Than a Goddess?' Arachne had lost in a big way. - Author: Rick Riordan
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#43. I'd say I needed to find myself, if that didn't sound like I was heading into the Himalayas, taking only a backpack stuffed with angst and clean underwear. - Author: Kelley Armstrong
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#44. Wakin' up to find another day. The moon got lost again last night, but now the sun has finally had its say. - Author: Gwen Stefani
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#45. And he's lost both right front tires. - Author: Murray Walker
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#46. Nothing's changed my life more. I feel better about myself as a person, being conscious and responsible for my actions and I lost weight and my skin cleared up and I got bright eyes and I just became stronger and healthier and happier. Can't think of anything better in the world to be but be vegan. - Author: Alicia Silverstone
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#47. A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost. She should go far. The sooner she starts, the better. The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of its behind. - Author: Joseph Stilwell
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#48. It's hard to dance if you just lost your wallet. Whoa Where's my wallet But, hey this song is funky ... - Author: Mitch Hedberg
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#49. You know what to do?"
"Wander around," I said. "Until I spot a self-assembled whangdoodle from the Foggy depths. - Author: Joel N. Ross
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#50. It gets worse. Josh tell her that he loves her. She says it back. He touches her. She touches him back. And then they're losing their virginity on the floor of her bedroom beside her pet rabbit, Isis.
A rabbit.
Josh literally lost his virginity in front of a metaphor for sex. - Author: Stephanie Perkins
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#51. People don't just appear on the beach unless they're demigods or gods or really, really lost pizza delivery guys. (It's happened - but that's another story.) - Author: Rick Riordan
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#52. Seriously, the Olympic badminton players were apparently trying to lose on purpose, a big story. But really, think about it, if you train day and night for four years to be in the Olympics for badminton, in a way, haven't you already lost? - Author: Conan O'Brien
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#53. The likelihood of getting lost is directly proportional to the number of times the direction-giver says, 'You can't miss it'. - Author: Hal Roach
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#54. Mussolini?" Leo frowned. "Wasn't he like BFFs with Hitler? - Author: Rick Riordan
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#55. Deep inside, she knew who she was, and that person was smart and kind and often even
funny, but somehow her personality always got lost somewhere between her heart and her
mouth, and she found herself saying the wrong thing or, more often, nothing at all. - Author: Julia Quinn
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#56. Funny, how it took a little bit of pain to remember that certain parts of yourself were alive. - Author: Adi Alsaid
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#57. If you find yourself lost in the woods, build a house. "Well, I was lost, but now I live here!" - Author: Mitch Hedberg
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#58. Freud's theory was that when a joke opens a window and all those bats and bogeymen fly out, you get a marvellous feeling of relief and elation. The trouble with Freud is that he never had to play the old Glasgow Empire on a Saturday night after Rangers and Celtic had both lost. - Author: Ken Dodd
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#59. What I've lost in years I've gained in wisdom. Bullshit, I haven't learnt one thing in the last 15 years that hasn't just depressed me more. - Author: Doug Stanhope
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#60. His life was a constant war with insensate objects that fell apart, or attacked him, or refused to function, or viciously got themselves lost as soon as they entered the sphere of his existence. - Author: Vladimir Nabokov
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#61. We have North Shore, Hawaii and Lost all there, so they have softball tournaments between the casts. It's hilarious. - Author: Josh Holloway
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#62. I know a guy who had his doctor say, "Take some weight off, go to a health club." The man lost 20 pounds in one week! The machine tore his leg off! - Author: Henny Youngman
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#63. I took my father on a coach trip last summer.We were halfway there when the driver lost control of the coach, it flew down a hill around a bend and crashed through a brick wall. I wasn't hurt but luckily my father had the presence of mind to kick my head in. - Author: Chic Murray
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#64. It's funny. You love something and one day it's suddenly gone or changed or lost forever. But somehow that doesn't stop your loving. Maybe that's how you know it's the real thing. - Author: Tony Parsons
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#65. Don't put your wand there, boy! ... Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know! - Author: J.K. Rowling
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#66. I've never felt so bereft and panicky. What do I do without my phone? How do I function? My hand keeps automatically reaching for my phone in its usual place in my pocket. Every instinct in me wants to text someone, 'OMG, I've lost my phone! ' but how can do that without a bloody phone? - Author: Sophie Kinsella
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#67. Wolves never look more funny than when they have lost the scent and scrabble to find it again: they hop in the air; they run in circles, they plow up the ground with their noses ... - Author: Clarissa Pinkola Estes
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#68. I had a funny feeling as I saw the house disappear, as though I had written a poem and it was very good and I had lost it and would never remember it again. - Author: Raymond Chandler
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#69. Did you ever notice they never take any fat hostages? You never see a guy coming out of Lebanon going: I was held hostage for seven months and I lost 175 pounds, I feel good and I look good and I learned self-discipline. That's the important thing. - Author: Denis Leary
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#70. Well, the bad news," Swedish said from the wheel, "is that Chess still thinks he's funny."
"What's the good news?" Loretta asked, leaning on our little copper-tubed harpoon. "That Kodoc dropped a bomb on the city? - Author: Joel N. Ross
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#71. I'd find the fellow who lost it, and, if he was poor, I'd return it. - Author: Yogi Berra
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#72. Instead of stocks investors should invest in blankets, that way they'll at least have something to keep them warm after they've lost all their money when the company goes under. - Author: Amy Summers
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#73. You even used to make up funny stories about those poor little lost creatures of yours. Remember Bob, the squirrel banker who forgot to pay his electric bill so he froze to death? - Author: Kimberly Derting
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#74. I had a Velcro wallet in a casino. That sound annoyed the hell out of me. Whenever I lost money, and I opened the wallet, it was like the sound of my addiction. - Author: Mitch Hedberg
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#75. As I walk through This wicked world Searchin' for light in the darkness of insanity, I ask myself Is all hope lost? Is there only pain and hatred, and misery? And each time I feel like this inside, There's one thing I wanna know: What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, & Understanding? - Author: Elvis Costello
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#76. Now you're listening to Swedish ?" I asked her. "He thinks I'm the Compass because every time I see ticktocks, I happen to be there! - Author: Joel N. Ross
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#77. Yeah, well. I don't try to be awesome. It just comes natural. - Author: Rick Riordan
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#78. We're alive!" Swedish told her. "I did not see that coming. - Author: Joel N. Ross
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#79. Her mouth set. "I've already lost one man I loved tonight. I will not lose the other." She glared at him. "And curse you, you stone head, for making me say it first. - Author: Patrick W. Carr
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#80. Once when I was lost I asked a policeman to help me find my parents. I said to him, 'Do you think we'll ever find them?' He answered, 'I don't know, kid. There are so many places they can hide. - Author: Rodney Dangerfield
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#81. I had a dream about you. You were lost in a daydream, when I walked in and you began screaming. But I know that could never actually happen. In real life I only enter people's nightmares. - Author: Bauvard
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#82. I love the script and I just thought it was a great role. Like I say, it's like this - the script is like this sad, funny, desperate love song to the lost American man. - Author: Oliver Platt
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#83. Pie throwing is kind of a lost art, and although it may be a rather rudimentary, burlesque humor, there's something inherently funny about taking a pie in the face, under the right conditions. - Author: Johnny Carson
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#84. Dan moans behind me, reminding her of the problem. She straightens in fear at the sound of his voice, peers over my shoulder at the chunk of bloody beef that is Dan Sikorsky. She looks slowly from him to me. "What did you do?" I duck my head, embarrassed. "I sort of lost my temper. - Author: Jasinda Wilder
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#85. Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Author: Brooke Shields
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#86. I don't think it's any coincidence that I lost my religious faith and 'manned up' in the same year. I was described somewhere as a lapsed Catholic, which is funny because I'm not going back! I want to achieve things rather than live life in an animalistic way. - Author: Jimmy Carr
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#87. I find anger to be funny. I find people that are so wrapped up in their own personalities to be funny, and lost. Like myself in real life. - Author: Zach Galifianakis
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#88. I wish that someone had said to me that it's normal to feel lost for a little while. - Author: Ira Glass
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#89. Percy: I thought I'd lost my mom forever, and I was stuck on a hill in a thunderstorm fighting this huge bull dude while Grover was passed out wailing. "Food!" It was terrifying, man. - Author: Rick Riordan
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#90. Did you just call me 'sweetie'?" I asked.
She shoved my shoulder. "No. - Author: Joel N. Ross
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#91. It's a funny thing, but it's often overlooked that I'm a huge devout lover of French cooking. I have the utmost respect for them, though they have lost their respect for me because they think the way I cook is nutty. - Author: Wylie Dufresne
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