Top 15 Funny Lost Item Quotes

#1. It is almost always better to listen and understand than express opinions to annoy.

Debasish Mridha

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#2. I fight cynicism. It's too easy. It's really boring. It's much harder to be positive and see the wonder of everything. Cynicism is a bunch of people who aren't as talented as other people, knocking them because they make them feel even more untalented.

Ewan McGregor

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#3. No Roman ever died in contemplation over a geometrical diagram.

Alfred North Whitehead

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#4. To all those watching tonight from beyond our shores, from parliaments and palaces, to those who are huddled around radios in the forgotten corners of the world, our stories are singular, but our destiny is shared, and a new dawn of American leadership is at hand.

Barack Obama

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#5. There are so many great players walking the planet but it is rare to find musicians that can live life together in a way that isn't ego centric. For whatever reason, musicians are just bizarrely composed humans. I think I'm living in the middle of a miracle.

Crowder

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#6. If I needed your help kidnapping our Anne here and making her drink with me, would that be a problem?

Kylie Scott

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#7. I do really well in the traditional board games: Backgammon, Checkers.

Chelsea Clinton

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#8. Sloths actually are like furry living ecosystems all by themselves! Algae grows on their fur and they are also home to "sloth moths" who call them home and drink their tears.

Ann Burton

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#9. Difficulties are opportunities to better things; they are stepping-stones to greater experience ... . When one door closes, another always opens; as a natural law it has to, to balance. BRIAN ADAMS

Jack Canfield

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#10. The contextual age means we're going to have to go to war on noise.

Robert Scoble

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#11. I think Muslims have become the new Negroes in America. They are being mistreated at airports, by the Immigration - everywhere. Islam is a religion of peace. They are wrong.

Jermaine Jackson

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#12. Enlightenment is not about becoming divine. Instead it's about becoming more fully human ... It is the end of ignorance.

Lama Surya Das

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#13. You cannot have one bathroom. And it don't matter how much you love your wife and everything, 'cause you wind up with no room at all. You just get a little corner, and you've got a toothbrush and your paste and a shaving brush and a razor.

Michael Caine

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#14. The French cook; we open tins.

John Galsworthy

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#15. Life has a funny way of creating it's own tests. It throws curve balls that make you do and think and feel things that are in direct conflict with what you had planned and don't allow you to operate in terms of black and white.

K.A. Tucker

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