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Top 59 Funny Looking For Quotes

#1. He slammed the door shut in Ian's face, the lock clicking into place. Ian hit it again with his fist before roaring, If I were a pervert, I'd be looking for something a damn bit more attractive than you, jackass. And definitely someone that smelled alive. - Author: Rose Wynters
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#2. Here's the funny thing about the response I've been aware of to my dating famous people: It's been very negative. I'm either not good-looking enough, not a good enough actor or not successful enough for these people. - Author: Dax Shepard
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#3. When I have a kid, I want to buy one of those strollers for twins. Then put the kid in and run around, looking frantic. When he gets older, I'd tell him he used to have a brother, but he didn't obey. - Author: Steven Wright
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#4. Could the two people who are making out please be quiet?" the Colonel asked loudly from his sleeping bag. "Those of us who are not making out are drunk and tired. - Author: John Green
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#5. Alexander? Fine. I'll leave you alone so you can call Lover Boy back." "Stop calling him that." Once he was gone, she punched her pillow a few times. It was funny that Sam thought she could have any man she wanted. If she were just looking for guys who wanted to hang out - Author: CrushStar Romance
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#6. I say that I'm not into you like that, Camryn, because..," he pauses, searching my face, looking at my lips for a moment as if deciding whether or not he should kiss them again, " ... because you're not the girl I could only sleep with once. - Author: J.A. Redmerski
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#7. Agent Julianne was always looking for ways to spin things. She would have been better off owning a laundromat. - Author: Jonas Eriksson
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#8. It's always struck me as funny that guys with scars get a reputation for being hard. It's the ones that cut them you should be looking out for, right? - Author: Louise Welsh
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#9. Whoever calls and asks me to do stuff and obviously, with having your own TV show, people want you to get involved. They know you're a stand-up comedian so they're always looking for somebody funny to host an event. - Author: Chelsea Handler
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#10. Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new? - Author: Steven Wright
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#11. I didn't notice him coming, but he didn't seem to be looking for an autograph signature - Author: George Harrison
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#12. The pigs can't stop the fox; I'm too quick,' Takumi said to himself. I can rhyme while I run; I'm that slick. - Author: John Green
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#13. It's hard enough to find an error in your code when you're looking for it; it's even harder when you've assumed your code is error-free. - Author: Steve McConnell
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#14. Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it. - Author: Oscar Wilde
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#15. Jennifer Fulwiler's story of finding God when you aren't looking for Him is a universal tale which will touch many hearts. With warmth and unflinching candor she leads us through a personal journey of faith and maturity that is as funny as it is affecting. - Author: Raymond Arroyo
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#16. It's funny, how fast life changes. One minute you are present, and the next, you might find yourself futilely trying to get back to the world you were once part of. You might find yourself looking for people who can no longer hear you. You are in the world, but not of it. - Author: Jodi Picoult
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#17. When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine. - Author: David Brenner
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#18. I think sex is overrated. I don't have sex appeal and I know it. As a matter of fact, I think I'm rather funny looking. My teeth are funny, for one thing, and I have none of the attributes usually required for a movie queen, including the shapeliness. - Author: Audrey Hepburn
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#19. No one cares how long you kept yourself virgin and how loyal you are, everyone is looking for a hole to play with. - Author: M.F. Moonzajer
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#20. When I started in the late nineties, it was all about young Hollywood. There were jobs for all of us if you were 18 to 21, were slightly good looking, or could be funny. - Author: Chris Klein
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#21. Beware of finding what you're looking for.
[A favorite aphorism he often used.] - Author: Richard Hamming
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#22. I saw soda pop for $1.20 a six pack. That price messes with your head. You start thinking you're gonna sell soda pop. Suddenly I've got packs of pop with me. "Looking to buy some pop? 50 cents a can. It's not refrigerated because this is a half-assed commitment!" - Author: Mitch Hedberg
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#23. This one's for Alaska Young! - Author: John Green
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#24. On the other hand the Nac Mac Feegle were always looking for a fight, in a cheerful sort of way, and when they had no one to fight they fought one another, and if one was all by himself he'd kick his own nose just to keep in practice. - Author: Terry Pratchett
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#25. Jase props himself up on an elbow, looking at me for a minute without saying anything. His face gets an unreadable expression, and I wish I could take back walking over.
Then he observes, "I'm guessing that's a uniform."
Crap. I'd forgotten I was still wearing it. - Author: Huntley Fitzpatrick
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#26. I'm just looking for a little mystery in life ... like things you can't explain. Like, you go to Mexico, they tell you don't drink the water. You go to any diner here, who brings you the water? It's a mystery. - Author: Ted Alexandro
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#27. I'm keeping in shape, you know, gotta look good for the ladies - and certain guys. Hey, I can't control who's looking. I just gotta bring the heat. - Author: Ted Alexandro
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#28. And off we go, out onto the highway looking for a little fun. Perhaps a flatbed truck loaded with human cadavers will explode in front of a Star Trek reunion. One can only dream and hope. - Author: George Carlin
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#29. Love has a funny way of showing up when you aren't looking for it and didn't plan on it. - Author: Adriana Trigiani
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#30. I didn't mean to interupt you if you were looking for your friends Miss
'Callihan,' but you can call my Jasmine. Or Jas.' Or Snookums. Honeybunch. Hotsie Totsie Cowgirl. My Little
'It's nice to meet you Jasmine, I'm Jack. - Author: Michele Jaffe
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#31. Writing's funny, it's like walking down a hall in the dark looking for the light switch, and suddenly you find it, flip it on, and then you discover the hallway you passed through is papered with the novel you've written. - Author: Jonathan Safran Foer
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#32. Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got? - Author: Bill Maher
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#33. It's not all about love. That's half of it ... The other half is about that moment you have with yourself when you're looking in the mirror, and you just go, 'Oh man. I'm going to compromise my dreams, get fat, sick, old and die someday. I kind of want to have someone around for that.' - Author: Marc Maron
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#34. While looking at a website for liposuction, I learned that it was a six-to eight-week recovery period, the clincher being that, during that time, I would under no circumstances be able to use street drugs. Obviously I had to think of a more realistic approach. - Author: Chelsea Handler
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#35. It's a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I'm always looking for a home run. - Author: Billy Mays
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#36. You initially become funny as a kid because you're looking for attention and love. Psychologists think that's all to do with mother abandonment. I think John Cleese has his depressions, and Terry Gilliam's the same. All of us together make one completely insane person. - Author: Eric Idle
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#37. Diesel sucked air. "You keep fondling me like that, and I might have to marry you."
"I'm not fondling you. I'm looking for the keys!"
"Could you look a little more gently? You're scaring my boys. - Author: Janet Evanovich
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#38. It's such a funny thing when you see your daughter transitioning from your baby, your little girl, to suddenly being a young woman. If you're not really looking for it, you can miss it, and Lily-Rose is on that road already, and there's nothing I can do to stop it. - Author: Johnny Depp
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#39. Even through my good-looking youth, I wasn't called on for any romantic parts, which is okay. What I was called on to do, I enjoyed doing. The funny thing about life is that if you live long enough, I think, you'll get every wish you ever had. It'll all come true. - Author: Morgan Freeman
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#40. I haven't stopped looking for the good in people. I've just accepted the fact that I'm not always going to find it. - Author: Patti LaBelle
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#41. Two peanuts walk into a rather rough bar, not looking for any trouble. Unfortunately, one was a salted. - Author: Tommy Cooper
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#42. If you watch kids looking at something on television, even something that's produced for them and is supposed to be funny, what you'll notice is that they don't laugh. - Author: Bill Cosby
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#43. Are you, or is someone you know, a gadget freak? If so, you doubtless know that Wednesday was iPhone 5 day, the day Apple unveiled its latest way for people to avoid actually speaking to or even looking at whoever they're with. - Author: Paul Krugman
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#44. I watched 'The Neighbors' when it first came on, and I thought it was hysterical. And every time I think something just tickles my funny bone, I call my agent and say, 'You know, I like this show. If they're ever looking for somebody, I'd like to work with them.' - Author: Rhea Perlman
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#45. Somebody said, 'Get your agent to call the new Bob Cummings show. They're looking for a funny lady.' Within three hours, I had the job. That was January 1955. I had such fun with that show. - Author: Ann B. Davis
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#46. Beer must be made by food companies. It makes you wander the streets at 3 am looking for things to eat. "What's that, is it moving, get it!! It's a nun! FRY HER!! FRY HER!" - Author: Dylan Moran
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#47. I was at Home Depot with my dad looking for paint when I got the call to open for Taylor Swift. That was wild, because I was crying in Home Depot, and people were looking at me funny. - Author: Charlie Worsham
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#48. Can I speak to Sayvyer, please?"
"You're looking for the savior? At 1:15 a.m.?"
"No. her name's Sayvyer."
"There's no savior here. Especially not at 1:15 a.m. - Author: Zack Love
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#49. It's a funny thing about looking for things. If you hunt for a needle in a haystack you don't find it. If you don't give a darn whether you ever see the needle or not it runs into you the first time you lean against the stack. - Author: P.G. Wodehouse
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#50. Why would I go looking for someone I know wants to kill me? - Author: J.K. Rowling
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#51. I had shaved my beard for her-a huge disappointment, because I'd enjoyed my three weeks looking like a bank robber. - Author: Jennifer Echols
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#52. She grinned, looking for all the world like a sticky-mouthed little girl who had just convinced her gullible mother that she really did drop the first piece of candy into the storm drain and would need another. - Author: Wendy Corsi Staub
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#53. We've all got weaknesses. Me, for instance. I'm tragically funny and good-looking. - Author: Rick Riordan
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#54. I'm a big comedy nerd, so I'm always looking for the chance to be funny. - Author: Colin Hanks
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#55. You be sure to throw the book at him, you hear me? I feel violated, Detective. Violated."
"I'll throw this table at you if you don't give us the names we're looking for. - Author: Derek Landy
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#56. AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!' he screamed.
'So that's Sara,' I said.
'She seems nice. - Author: John Green
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#57. For a long time, I refused to wear jeans. I liked high-waisted pants, but jeans made me feel like I wasn't being unique. Even now, I won't wear the skinny-jeans style, because most people wear those - they have to be baggier, boyfriend-looking, or sort of like a mom jean. I'm real funny that way. - Author: Elle Fanning
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#58. If you look at the game and everything, it's not quite like looking at an animated film, because that's total character. This, this is really movement, but it's got funny little things if you look for the humor. They're actually getting to the character. - Author: Don Bluth
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#59. Research for fiction is a funny thing: you go looking for one piece of information, and find something altogether different. - Author: Nell Freudenberger
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