Top 15 Funny Long Distance Friend Quotes

#1. I used to try and concentrate the poem so much that there wasn't a word that wasn't essential. This leads to becoming boring and constipated.

W. H. Auden

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#2. If you're disappointed, we could always make it true. No one else has to know. Jut you and me and cute beavers.

Rachel Gibson

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#3. But I wouldn't mind if You included a Prince Charles in my story. Charming!" Millie shook her head. "I meant Prince Charming. Really, Lord. Time to pray about something else...

Martha Finley

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#4. If we don't get a grip on government spending, there will be no growth.

George Osborne

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#5. No matter how far you have traveled down the wrong path, the correct answer is to turn around.

Anonymous

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#6. After graduating in 1973 I went into the programming field.

W. Richard Stevens

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#7. Why should the eyes be denied what delights them most?

Pietro Aretino

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#8. There are three keys for your journey. Humility, wisdom, love. Don't leave without them - they will enrich you all the way. And they will bless those around you.

Anusha Atukorala

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#9. There's childhood and early onset bipolar, but it transitions in your early adulthood into something a little bit different, and extremely severe. It was at that time that my impulse control just went out the window. Impulse control when you're manic just disappears.

Marya Hornbacher

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#10. Along the blade of a knife lies the path of paradox - the single most worthy path of the fearless mind ...

Yevgeny Zamyatin

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#11. He turned to appease the fierce longings of his heart before which everything else was idle and alien. He cared little that he was in mortal sin, that his life had grown to be a tissue of subterfuge and falsehood.

James Joyce

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#12. A moment comes when "other" is no longer other.

Ram Dass

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#13. Fill yourselves first and then only will you be able to give to others.

Saint Augustine

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#14. How thoughtful of God to arrange matters so that, wherever you happen to be born, the local religion always turns out to be the true one.

Richard Dawkins

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#15. My kids listen to everything because I listen to everything, so it's not far-fetched to hear them playing Metallica and then playing A Tribe Called Quest or N.W.A.

Big Boi

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