Top 14 Funny Logistics Quotes

#1. You have to go out onto the pitch feeling good about yourself. That can give you that extra 30 per cent.

Alan Shearer

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#2. You know how you let yourself think that everything will be all right if you can only get to a certain place or do a certain thing. But when you get there you find it's not that simple.

Richard Adams

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#3. My mum always liked poetry, and she had pictures on the wall, so there was this visual stuff around.

Gary Hume

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#4. To make wail and lament for one's ill fortune, when one will win a tear from the audience, is well worthwhile.

Aeschylus

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#5. My Solitude is my Treasure, the best thing I have. I hesitate to go out. If you opened the little gate, I would not hop away - but oh how I sing in my gold cage.

A.S. Byatt

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#6. You're mad," the fallen angel said.
"Get me some Alka Seltzer and I'll foam at the mouth, too.

Jim Butcher

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#7. He had a method of accepting things, without questioning the why and wherefore.

Jack London

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#8. The ocean is like a checking account where everybody withdraws but nobody makes a deposit. This is what's happening because of overfishing.

Enric Sala

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#9. Alas! I had not then learned the measure of "man's inhumanity to man," nor to what limitless extent of wickedness he will go for the love of gain

Solomon Northup

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#10. In God's eyes, the greatest heroes of faith are not those who achieve prosperity, success, and power in this life, but those who treat life as a temporary assignment and serve faithfully, expecting their promised reward in eternity.

Rick Warren

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#11. The way I look at my job, I spend a lot of time trying to create the conditions for good design to happen and I don't get an opportunity to do a lot of hands on work.

Khoi Vinh

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#12. I find that socialism is often misunderstood by its least intelligent supporters and opponents to mean simply unrestrained indulgence of our natural propensity to heave bricks at respectable persons.

George Bernard Shaw

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#13. And that was is. Life sometimes flips on you like that. One minute you're looking at your reflection in the water, not entirely sure you like what you see, and the next minute you are upside down, submerged in a world where even familiar things look new.

Vicki Pettersson

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#14. Scientists are a friendly, atheistic, hard-working, beer-drinking lot whose minds are preoccupied with sex, chess and baseball when they are not preoccupied with science.

Yann Martel

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