Funny Locksmith Quotes

#1. We need James Bond with a library science degree.

Robin Sloan

#2. Pete sat half up,

Catherine Ryan Hyde

#3. Rude people will now & then ask me why I think I know so much about Politics. I tell them it's because I'm Smart ... But that is a lie: The real reason is because I'm an incurable Gambling addict.

Hunter S. Thompson

#4. And so girls grow up to be women who cannot say they have desire. Who silence themselves. Who cannot say what they truly think. Who have turned pretence into an art form. I

Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

#5. The real struggle between an American government and the people was one of power, which was settled when they designed their Constitution, which conceded the sovereignty of the people when it came to politics, and the sovereignty of the consumer when it came to economics.

Ndabaningi Sithole

#6. Loneliness is, I think, people's biggest fear, whether they are conscious of it or not.

Andrew Stanton

#7. Next time I'll rip your dick off, she muttered, eyes narrowing. Okay, so round two was definitely out for now. Noted.

Joanna Wylde

#8. If I was a locksmith, I'd be pimping that out man. I'll trade you a free key duplication for. That joke made me laugh before I could finish it, which is good, because it had no ending.

Mitch Hedberg

#9. Have your own Convictions. Believe in the laws of your Conscience because if you believe in everything, you become nothing.-RVM

R.v.m.

#10. Who are you and how did you get in here?" "I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.

Leslie Nielsen

#11. I feel like I'm still discovering my stage style, but I love - well, I'm not a huge color person onstage, but I am in real life.

Kelsea Ballerini