Funny Loch Ness Monster Quotes

#1. If you want to know your purpose, pursue the heart of God and you'll have a head-on collision with your calling.

Renee Swope

#2. In the 'Nude Descending a Staircase,' I wanted to create a static image of movement: movement is an abstraction, a deduction articulated within the painting, without our knowing if a real person is or isn't descending an equally real staircase.

Marcel Duchamp

#3. May your Valentine's Day be filled with adoration, pampering, and a pair of gorgeous, tiny-heeled Jimmy Choo sandals that are completely useless in this weather. Just remember: You are totally worth it.

Cecily Von Ziegesar

#4. When I was a little kid, I took tap and ballet. I've always loved to dance. I'm a rhythm machine.

Tommy Lee

#5. How many Lojbanists does it take to change a broken
light-bulb?" goes the old Lojban joke. "Two: one to decide
what to change it into and one to decide what kind of bulb
emits broken light.

Arika Okrent

#6. Succeeding in business is not just about making money.

Daniel Snyder

#7. I want to give people easy things to wear.

Claudia Schiffer

#8. Pluto was part of their mental landscape, the one they had constructed to organize their thinking about the solar system and their own place within it. Pluto seemed like the edge of existence. Ripping Pluto out of that landscape caused what felt like an inconceivably empty hole.

Mike Brown

#9. Don't picture yourselves as architects coming in with a complete blueprint, but rather as adventurers, trying to decipher a treasure map together.

John Eldredge

#10. My dad always said that when you're struggling with something, look at all the people around you and realize that every single person you see is struggling with something, and to them, it's just hard as what you're going through

Nicholas Sparks

#11. Now, any other man in Cedar Dell would catch hell for wearing a pink shirt. Not Nicholas Sutherland. He'd still ooze masculinity if he wore pink sneakers and socks with purple pom-poms.

Emily March

#12. There will grow from straws a mighty heap.

Ovid

#13. I have a holistic need to work and to have huge ties of love in my life. I can't imagine eschewing one for the other.

Meryl Streep

#14. When a couch potato is sliced up and then deep fried that is couch french fries.

Demetri Martin

#15. Today is the best day for anything and for everything! It is the only door you have; it is the only key you have!

Mehmet Murat Ildan