Top 17 Funny Lion Sayings

#1. Hey guys, what did the lion say after eating the clown?" The boys stopped. One looked confused, but the other grinned. "What?" he called. "I don't know about you, but I think that tasted kind of funny.

Erin Nicholas

Funny Lion Sayings #5577
#2. March isn't the only thing that's in like a lion and out like a lamb.

Mae West

Funny Lion Sayings #198846
#3. He is my dog, Toto," answered Dorothy.
"Is he made of tin, or stuffed?" asked the Lion.
"Neither. He's a
a
a meat dog," said the girl.

L. Frank Baum

Funny Lion Sayings #236619
#4. God's desire is that we excel.

Joel Osteen

Funny Lion Sayings #545780
#5. The idea that athleticism was suddenly inversely proportional to intellect was never a cause of bigotry, but rather a result of it.

David Epstein

Funny Lion Sayings #556797
#6. I don't want to take a pill. Go to Africa, go follow some bushman around. He's being chased by a lion. That's stress. You're not going to find a pygmy on Paxil, I'll tell you that right now.

Ellen DeGeneres

Funny Lion Sayings #862452
#7. Those who look for reasons to hate miss opportunities to love.

Elisabeth Of Wied

Funny Lion Sayings #953228
#8. I take my pet lion to church ever Sunday. He has to eat.

Marty Pollio

Funny Lion Sayings #1064770
#9. If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong.

Marlon Wayans

Funny Lion Sayings #1151463
#10. If you want to make a mythical creature, just take a regular animal and add wings to it. A horse becomes a Pegasus, a lion becomes a griffin, and a hawk ... becomes a double hawk.

Demetri Martin

Funny Lion Sayings #1246587
#11. This is Simba," Nicole said, pointing to the lion.
"Is he dangerous?" Asked Chase.
"Not really. He mauled a trainer, but nothing much.

Roland Smith

Funny Lion Sayings #1338840
#12. Ideas aren't real estate, they grow collectively and that knocks out the egotistical loneliness that generally infects art.

Robert Redford

Funny Lion Sayings #1562748
#13. A pekingeese is not a pet dog; he is an undersized lion.

A.A. Milne

Funny Lion Sayings #1625813
#14. The labor movement is our brother's keeper! The labor movement is our sister's keeper!

Thomas Perez

Funny Lion Sayings #1693033
#15. One lion thinks it's just hilarious to tackle us. He's very funny about it ... and we always know when it will happen.

Tippi Hedren

Funny Lion Sayings #1704572
#16. By the end of 'Game Change,' one feels that the candidates' few happy moments are those when they 'lose it.'

Tina Brown

Funny Lion Sayings #1766617
#17. Talent is more erotic when it's wasted.

Don DeLillo

Funny Lion Sayings #1771149

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