Top 17 Funny Lion Sayings
#1. Hey guys, what did the lion say after eating the clown?" The boys stopped. One looked confused, but the other grinned. "What?" he called. "I don't know about you, but I think that tasted kind of funny.
Erin Nicholas
#2. March isn't the only thing that's in like a lion and out like a lamb.
Mae West
#3. He is my dog, Toto," answered Dorothy.
"Is he made of tin, or stuffed?" asked the Lion.
"Neither. He's a
a
a meat dog," said the girl.
L. Frank Baum
#5. The idea that athleticism was suddenly inversely proportional to intellect was never a cause of bigotry, but rather a result of it.
David Epstein
#6. I don't want to take a pill. Go to Africa, go follow some bushman around. He's being chased by a lion. That's stress. You're not going to find a pygmy on Paxil, I'll tell you that right now.
Ellen DeGeneres
#8. I take my pet lion to church ever Sunday. He has to eat.
Marty Pollio
#9. If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong.
Marlon Wayans
#10. If you want to make a mythical creature, just take a regular animal and add wings to it. A horse becomes a Pegasus, a lion becomes a griffin, and a hawk ... becomes a double hawk.
Demetri Martin
#11. This is Simba," Nicole said, pointing to the lion.
"Is he dangerous?" Asked Chase.
"Not really. He mauled a trainer, but nothing much.
Roland Smith
#12. Ideas aren't real estate, they grow collectively and that knocks out the egotistical loneliness that generally infects art.
Robert Redford
#13. A pekingeese is not a pet dog; he is an undersized lion.
A.A. Milne
#14. The labor movement is our brother's keeper! The labor movement is our sister's keeper!
Thomas Perez
#15. One lion thinks it's just hilarious to tackle us. He's very funny about it ... and we always know when it will happen.
Tippi Hedren
#16. By the end of 'Game Change,' one feels that the candidates' few happy moments are those when they 'lose it.'
Tina Brown
#17. Talent is more erotic when it's wasted.
Don DeLillo
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