Funny Lion Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 17 Funny Lion Sayings

#1. If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong. - Author: Marlon Wayans
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#2. Talent is more erotic when it's wasted. - Author: Don DeLillo
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#3. By the end of 'Game Change,' one feels that the candidates' few happy moments are those when they 'lose it.' - Author: Tina Brown
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#4. One lion thinks it's just hilarious to tackle us. He's very funny about it ... and we always know when it will happen. - Author: Tippi Hedren
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#5. The labor movement is our brother's keeper! The labor movement is our sister's keeper! - Author: Thomas Perez
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#6. A pekingeese is not a pet dog; he is an undersized lion. - Author: A.A. Milne
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#7. Ideas aren't real estate, they grow collectively and that knocks out the egotistical loneliness that generally infects art. - Author: Robert Redford
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#8. This is Simba," Nicole said, pointing to the lion.
"Is he dangerous?" Asked Chase.
"Not really. He mauled a trainer, but nothing much. - Author: Roland Smith
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#9. If you want to make a mythical creature, just take a regular animal and add wings to it. A horse becomes a Pegasus, a lion becomes a griffin, and a hawk ... becomes a double hawk. - Author: Demetri Martin
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#10. Hey guys, what did the lion say after eating the clown?" The boys stopped. One looked confused, but the other grinned. "What?" he called. "I don't know about you, but I think that tasted kind of funny. - Author: Erin Nicholas
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#11. I take my pet lion to church ever Sunday. He has to eat. - Author: Marty Pollio
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#12. Those who look for reasons to hate miss opportunities to love. - Author: Elisabeth Of Wied
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#13. I don't want to take a pill. Go to Africa, go follow some bushman around. He's being chased by a lion. That's stress. You're not going to find a pygmy on Paxil, I'll tell you that right now. - Author: Ellen DeGeneres
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#14. The idea that athleticism was suddenly inversely proportional to intellect was never a cause of bigotry, but rather a result of it. - Author: David Epstein
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#15. God's desire is that we excel. - Author: Joel Osteen
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#16. He is my dog, Toto," answered Dorothy.
"Is he made of tin, or stuffed?" asked the Lion.
"Neither. He's a
a
a meat dog," said the girl. - Author: L. Frank Baum
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#17. March isn't the only thing that's in like a lion and out like a lamb. - Author: Mae West
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