Funny Light Switch Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 16 Funny Light Switch Sayings

#1. Was interesting." "Is that what your ma says to say when you don't like something?" She smiles a bit. "I taught her that." "Is she dying by now? - Author: Emma Donoghue
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#2. My grand affair appears settled, for America is certain of her independence, humanity has gained her cause, and liberty will never be without a place of refuge. - Author: Marquis De Lafayette
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#3. The breath is the first tool for opening the space between the story you tell yourself about love. - Author: Sharon Salzberg
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#4. Writing's funny, it's like walking down a hall in the dark looking for the light switch, and suddenly you find it, flip it on, and then you discover the hallway you passed through is papered with the novel you've written. - Author: Jonathan Safran Foer
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#5. No man will survive who genuinely opposes you or any other crowd and prevents the occurrence of many unjust and illegal happenings in the city. A man who really fights for justice must lead a private, not a public, life if he is to survive for even a short time - Author: Plato
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#6. CENTER-OF-THE-UNIVERSE, that was me entering the workplace. And I woke up one day soon after that, struggling at the bottom of a vast ocean. But I needed that. Humbling experiences are part of growing - they help shape us and mold our character. Welcome to life. - Author: Yay Padua-Olmedo
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#7. Photography was the first foreign language of my artistic expression. - Author: Jerzy Kosinski
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#8. I cannot run, I am rooted, and the gorse hurts me
With its yellow purses, its spiky armoury.
I could not run without having to run forever. - Author: Sylvia Plath
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#9. If you don't know a light bulb is a three-way light bulb, it messes with your head. You reach to turn it off, and it just gets brighter! That's the exact opposite of what I wanted you to do! So you turn the switch again, and it gets brighter once more! I will break you, light bulb! - Author: Mitch Hedberg
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#10. If you give your Self a chance, your Self will give you all the chances. - Author: Harbhajan Singh Yogi
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#11. It was very big to think about everything and everywhere. Only God
could do that. - Author: James Joyce
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#12. Different creeds are but different paths to reach the same God. - Author: Ramakrishna
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#13. If you think life is magical or life is hard, either way you are right. Your thoughts are the source of reality. - Author: Debasish Mridha
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#14. The roots of a tree stretch deeper than you think...No matter how far away you are when you bloom, you are always tied to your roots. - Author: Lindsay Eagar
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#15. Put personal ambition away from you, and then you will find consolation in living or in dying, whatever may happen to you. - Author: Henri Frederic Amiel
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#16. A lot of animal experiments consider only commercial interests. We want to ban all animal experiments as soon as possible. - Author: Marianne Thieme
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