Top 25 Funny Life Experience Quotes

#1. Jim Carrey is a consummate actor and professional. He comes on set, knows his lines and knows his moves.

Christine Baranski

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#2. Don't talk to strangers. Sure, unless you want to meet anyone ever.

Demetri Martin

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#3. I think it takes some terrible or great event to fuse two people together without inhibition. Without heat or shock, it can't be done. I believe that's why sexual love, which needn't be, is so intensely intertwined with sin.

Mark Helprin

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#4. Is it less dishonest to do what is wrong because it is not expressly prohibited by written law? Let us hope our moral principles are not yet in that stage of degeneracy.

Thomas Jefferson

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#5. Epcot Center also features pavilions built by various foreign nations, where you can experience an extremely realistic simulation of what life in these nations would be like if they consisted almost entirely of restaurants and souvenir stores.

Dave Barry

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#6. Form, not the crashing waves far below at the base of the cliff. She looked eerily like the sketch that Kenneth had drawn of

Mary Jo Putney

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#7. To a traveler paying his first visit, [San Francisco] has the interest of a new planet. It ignores the meteorological laws which govern the rest of the world.

Fitz Hugh Ludlow

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#8. Sydney did not believe in life after death, but in her experience, admitting this could lead to long and complicated discussions in which people seemed to think that since she did not believe in God or the afterlife, there was nothing to stop her from becoming an ax murderer.

Maureen F. McHugh

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#9. [Simone Weil's] life is almost a perfect blend of the Comic and the Terrible, which two things may be opposite sides of the same coin. In my own experience, everything funny I have written is more terrible than it is funny, or only funny because it is terrible, or only terrible because it is funny.

Flannery O'Connor

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#10. You have ruthlessness in your bones and ice in your heart, Clarissa. Don't tell me any differently.

Cassandra Clare

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#11. In society you will not find health, but in nature. Unless our feet at least stood in the midst of nature, all our faces would bepale and livid. Society is always diseased, and the best is the most so.

Henry David Thoreau

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#12. It's a party that's being organized; it's not a protest. The carnival is not like it was a long time ago. Before it was do as you like, take to the streets.

Michel Martelly

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#13. It was 10:30 in the morning and I was already running behind. This is hardly unusual, but it pisses me off every single time.

Julie Powell

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#14. I can't believe I've let you in, and now here I am telling you that I'm suffocating in here.

Sara Quin

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#15. This pool is a triumph of imagination. That's how you win at life, Gin. You have to imagine your way through. Never say something can't be done. There's always a solution, even if it's weird.

Maureen Johnson

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#16. It is hard for one who has not had a similar experience to imagine the terror that still gripped Taeko and Mrs. Tamaki and Hiroshi, so intense a terror that afterwards it seemed almost funny.

Jun'ichiro Tanizaki

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#17. If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when you're old.

Auliq Ice

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#18. Working for President Nixon was the most extraordinary professional experience of my life. He was endlessly fascinating: brilliant, visionary, kind, generous, warm, funny - and yes, a good man.

Monica Crowley

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#19. I've not sat with my agent going: 'Where is the next hopeless girl I can play?' They just come along.

Laura Carmichael

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#20. I would staple a green card to the diploma of anyone that graduates with a degree in the physical sciences or engineering in the U.S.

John Doerr

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#21. Nothing is worth having if it isn't worth showing off ...

Thabang Gideon Magaola

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#22. Judgement comes from experience, and great judgement comes from bad experience.

Bob Packwood

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#23. There's no protocol on how to console your girlfriend of four years who you just met this morning.

Colleen Hoover

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#24. You can be a lot more subtle on TV, which is funny because I feel like TV is known for being the opposite of that. The thing we experience in life is that things are not overly dramatic, and things often happen in really small ways.

Jay Duplass

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#25. Life is a near-death experience.

George Carlin

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