Funny Lexus Quotes

#1. One would think that plants belonging to the same genus would always produce identical or at least similar oils. But this is by no means so. - Author: Otto Wallach

#2. Connor has always been light to her. Pure light and hope in the face of sorrow and despair. - Author: Andrea Cremer

#3. His phone rang again, and he turned it on speaker. "Adair residence - "
"Shut up, Cabe." Silas's voice filled the car. "Your Lexus isn't a residence, and I know you're driving, because I'm watching your GPS dot move down the road. - Author: Jane Washington

#4. It seems natural to surround my fictional world with animals because my reality is full of them. When I'm sitting there conceiving a story, they just pop up. - Author: Sara Gruen

#5. Money doesn't grow on trees but it does hang out in lakes - Author: Alex Gaskarth

#6. When will people learn that just because you can make something doesn't mean you should? - Author: Sara Gruen

#7. For all the folks getting excited about my quotes. Here is another - Yes, I am a terrible coder, but I am probably still better than you - Author: Rasmus Lerdorf

#8. Trusting me is a dangerous game, mi Adelinetta. - Author: Marie Lu

#9. How many dead bodies does it take for an assassin to grow a conscience? - Author: J.A. Huss

#10. We name us and then we are lost, tamed
I choose words, more words, to cure the tameness, not the wildness - Author: Alice Notley

#11. I'll let you go. But remember that you belong to me. and I will collecting you.
You are MINE! - Author: Jasinda Wilder

#12. A dirty joke is not, of course, a serious attack on morality, but it is a sort of mental rebellion, a momentary wish that things were otherwise. - Author: George Orwell

#13. Let's first all people out there to see what's done and then they will see why I can do about that!? - Author: Deyth Banger

#14. The atheist has no hope. - Author: James Freeman Clarke