Top 14 Funny Leg Shaving Quotes

#1. Accountability and democratic choice, I deeply believe, are guaranteed by rigorous scrutiny only.

Jemima Khan

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#2. The vending machines hummed softly, as though mulling over some grave decision...

Dean Koontz

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#3. A lie has no leg, but a scandal has wings.

Thomas Fuller

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#4. Through the twist and turns of life, I find myself so grateful for my friends. Even though sometimes the days can seem so dark, and my heart can feel so hurt, I am never alone; my friends are beside me.

Steve Maraboli

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#5. Raffe nods to one of the Watchers who then takes position below us. I'm guessing he's there to catch me if I fall. "Don't you dare let me go," I say.

Susan Ee

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#6. Listen to me. I will tell you the truth about a man's life. I will tell you the truth about his love for women.

Mario Puzo

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#7. TV is my first love and I haven't disappeared from it totally.

Daisy Fuentes

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#8. But in vain I set out to visit the city: forced to remain motionless and always the same, in order to be more easily remembered, Zora has languished, disintegrated, disappeared. The earth has forgotten her.

Italo Calvino

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#9. The history of my life must begin by the earliest circumstance which my memory can evoke; it will therefore commence when I had attained the age of eight years and four months.

Giacomo Casanova

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#10. From a very strategic level, I believe the military is part of the solution to better outcomes around the world, but at a higher level, it's really about economies.

Michael Mullen

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#11. The fundamental essence of science, which I think we've lost in our education system, is poking something with a stick and seeing what happens. Embrace that process of inquiry.

Philippe Cousteau Jr.

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#12. Attitude is everything. It motivates action, which increases productivity and improves morale, which perpetuates a positive attitude.

Robert Urich

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#13. Look, you need technical skills to run a company.

Carly Fiorina

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#14. I can't find a goddamn fucking job and I'm too fat to be a stripper, I said as I polished off a stale croissant.

Lena Dunham

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