Funny Leftovers Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 8 Funny Leftovers Quotes

#1. Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Author: Nicole Hollander
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#2. I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home. - Author: Dark Jar Tin Zoo
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#3. I wish the Lord would just knock me over with kindness and goodness and simple purity, because I don't seem to be getting the knack of it on my own. - Author: Nancy E. Turner
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#4. But then as time passed, I learned the lesson that parents do early on. You fail sometimes. No matter how much you love your children, there are times you slip. There are moments you can't give, stutter, lose your temper, or simply lose face with the world, and you can't explain this to a child. - Author: Louise Erdrich
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#5. It's a common form of kindness here on Earth to give people food to take home with them when they leave. We even have special receptacles to carry the food in. It's called Tupperware.
Jory explaining leftovers to Dane - Author: Mary Calmes
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#6. Forgiveness is no easy task; it takes a lifetime of remembering to move on - Author: LDarnell
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#7. Maybe she appears terrified now because I practically chase her down and I'm giving her absolutely no explanation. I'm just standing here like a creepy stalker and I have no idea how to even ask her if she's the girl I lost all those years ago. - Dean Holder - Author: Colleen Hoover
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#8. There does need to be a speed-up of the process.It takes entirely too long to addres5 some of those concerns and, in the process, it becomes so extremely expensive and cumbersome that it tends to turn away those people and companies that want to provide much needed housing. - Author: George Deukmejian
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