Top 17 Funny Lecture Quotes

#1. Love swamped her. It always seemed to come in huge, unexpected waves that left her flailing helplessly.

J.D. Robb

Funny Lecture Quotes #1425
#2. Any unarmed people are slaves, or are subject to slavery at any given moment.

Huey Newton

Funny Lecture Quotes #13271
#3. What you care about is what makes who you are! If you care about peace, this makes you a man!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

Funny Lecture Quotes #97649
#4. It was broken. It was haunted. Just like her.
But it had bones, and it had memories, and it had the ability to be something strong again. Just like her.

Lauren Gilley

Funny Lecture Quotes #333381
#5. I'm not going anywhere until you hear me out."
Oh, please no. Anything except having to listen to her lecture. I push the button that calls the nurse.
"Can we help you, Alex?" a voice bellows through the speaker.
"I'm bein' tortured.

Simone Elkeles

Funny Lecture Quotes #398756
#6. If you go too soon, you can come unstuck with 50m left when the guys are going past you.

Michael East

Funny Lecture Quotes #399696
#7. The sadness of our existence should not leave us blunted, on the contrary
how to remain thin-skinned, vulnerable and stay alive?

Montgomery Clift

Funny Lecture Quotes #479275
#8. Prayer doesn't work in the way that you think. If you pray for good health and it is genuine, you might be coming into sickness. The essence of good health has to do with a most delicate well-being.

John De Ruiter

Funny Lecture Quotes #691176
#9. Tod crossed his arms over his snug white T-shirt, silently giving me the floor. Fortunately, I was prepared.
"Sabine ambushed me in the hall this morning and gave me a lecture on sex."
Tod's brow's rose halfway to his hairline.
"I hope you took notes ...

Rachel Vincent

Funny Lecture Quotes #716483
#10. Maybe forgetfulness, like a kind snow, should numb and cover them. But they were a part of me. They were my landscape.

Sylvia Plath

Funny Lecture Quotes #750405
#11. This Saturday? As in tomorrow Saturday? We have to give lectures in twelve hours? We're not prepared for that! I can't just pull a cyber-crimes lecture out of my ass!" He could, but it was the principle of the thing.

Abigail Roux

Funny Lecture Quotes #1048537
#12. Put knowledge in the hands of stupid people, and it just made them more stupid.

Shiloh Walker

Funny Lecture Quotes #1177099
#13. Woman too commonly commits the sin of self-sacrifice whereby she consents to be sequestered in the home, without intellectual stimulus, so that the tranquil flame of her unspoiled soul should radiate purity and nobility upon an indefinitely extended family.

Rebecca West

Funny Lecture Quotes #1267614
#14. Look, if I'd wanted a lecture on the rights of man, I'd have gone to bed with Martin Luther.

Rowan Atkinson

Funny Lecture Quotes #1369461
#15. Then I had a continental breakfast with freshly squeezed orange juice, half a bagel with goat cheese, and a green smoothie, all served on a silver tray by my maid, Olga, right in my bedroom.

Rachel Renee Russell

Funny Lecture Quotes #1562664
#16. One does not simply ring Roland.
Oh boy. I supposed I would get a lecture on the dangers of wandering into Mordor next.

Ilona Andrews

Funny Lecture Quotes #1645839
#17. Landlocked Switzerland: They're Nice and Neutral Only Because They're Tiny

Marisha Pessl

Funny Lecture Quotes #1662542

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