Funny Leave It To Beaver Quotes

#1. Homework's hard. Especially math. My kids joke with me. They tell me they have homework. I say, 'Okay.' And then I sit down and they say, 'It's math.' 'No! Not math! English, history, anything!'

Angelina Jolie

#2. We came to this world to enjoy the magic of love, the beauty of existence, and the joy of life. We did not come to this world to look for money and fame.

Debasish Mridha

#3. I've always played characters that were younger than myself.

Carey Mulligan

#4. Inflation hasn't ruined everything. A dime can still be used as a screwdriver.

H. Jackson Brown Jr.

#5. Writing means sharing. It's part of the human condition to want to share things - thoughts, ideas, opinions.

Paulo Coelho

#6. elsewhere other powers still dwell. There is power, too, of another kind in the Shire. But all such places will soon become islands under siege, if things go on as they are going. The Dark Lord is putting forth all his strength.

J.R.R. Tolkien

#7. My breasts can always tell when its gonna rain

Karen Smith

#8. Debt is not intrinsically bad. But I make clear to my children that they should only borrow as much as they will be able to pay back.

Paul Achleitner

#9. I think it's possible for all of us to use our yoga to distract us from our yoga. Because we get so caught up in the form that we forget the soul.

Judith Hanson Lasater

#10. You can't just do one of the things, because it won't be enough to combat the climate change that we're already starting to experience. It will only get worse.

Ed Begley Jr.

#11. Constant muscular activity was natural for the child, and, therefore, the immense effort of the drillmaster teachers to make children sit still was harmful and useless.

G. Stanley Hall

#12. Boys like it when you're mean. That's what I'm best at. I make them feel so bad about themselves, all out of fun.

Ashley Benson

#13. My family helped start [this country], we've been in political life ... since the 1690s, and I have a very possessive sense about this country.

Gore Vidal

#14. Take advantage of every opportunity to practice your communication skills so that when important occasions arise, you will have the gift, the style, the sharpness, the clarity, and the emotions to affect other people.

Jim Rohn