Funny Leather Sayings

#1. ...salads are just weight-loss fads.

J.A. Redmerski

#2. Hey, yummy leather guy? Can you hear me? (Amanda)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#3. It is well known to all great men, that by conferring an obligation they do not always procure a friend, but are certain of creating many enemies.

Henry Fielding

#4. In revival, God is not concerned about filling empty churches, He is concerned about filling empty hearts.

Leonard Ravenhill

#5. When your dad's a cop, calling 911 is really just like calling Dad at work.

Ryan Reynolds

#6. Gaming is the child of avarice, but the parent of prodigality.

Charles Caleb Colton

#7. Fuck you, Alex." "Come on, man. You were always there for me. You have woman troubles. You can lean on me." "You make it sound like I'm menstruating, Alex." Sean nodded. "That would explain the mood swings,

Lexi Blake

#8. I'm this superphilosophical kind of person. Stuck in a prison of abstract ideas and overpowering emotions, I have this personality that makes it really hard to survive.

Natsuo Kirino

#9. Do you think they're going to buy that a guy in tacky leather chaps dances like this?" I scoffed when he twirled me back into his embrace.
"Keep it up, and I'll put you in the chaps." He didn't smile, but I sensed an undercurrent of amusement.

Becca Fitzpatrick

#10. Wait!" she cried, and she yanked away from him and gathered her heels and her ruined
purse. She slid the shoes on and straightened her shoulders. "I will go as a lady should," she claimed bravely. "In patent leather heels.

Abigail Roux

#11. The citizens must be certain that the governor is attending to the duties for which he was elected.

Bob McDonnell

#12. I find that if I've taken care of myself first, I can then be there fully for everyone else.

Kandyse McClure

#13. Do not surrender to any master; that would be slavery.
Surrender to yourself, for that would be victory.

Gian Kumar