Top 13 Funny League Quotes

#1. I see young quarterbacks just coming into the league, and they're throwing screens and layoffs right away. As funny as this might sound, I really learned a lot by going downfield, even in tight coverage.

Peyton Manning

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#2. As grumblers go, Stubble was in a league of his own.

Ian Livingstone

Funny League Quotes #11925
#3. Green Lantern: "What are your powers anyway? You can't fly."
Batman: "No."
Green Lantern: "Super-strength?"
Batman: "No."
Green Lantern: "Hold on a second ... You're not just some guy in a bat costume, are you? Are you freaking kidding me?!

Geoff Johns

Funny League Quotes #55845
#4. He shrugged. "Are you going to answer me?" "You told me to shut up.

Karin Slaughter

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#5. I played Little League and in high school. I played more over the years whenever there was a pick-up game ... usually softball.

Matthew Modine

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#6. The general with the smallest numbers should remain always on the offensive.

Joe Abercrombie

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#7. I wouldn't want to criticise someone like Charlotte Church because she has done fantastically well, but personally I've always cared about the long term.

Lesley Garrett

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#8. Labor disgraces no man; unfortunately, you occasionally find men who disgrace labor.

Ulysses S. Grant

Funny League Quotes #859131
#9. It's funny, 'cause it seems like just yesterday that I was the youngest player just starting out. But now there are young players all over the league, and they'll ask me questions about playing overseas or finding an agent.

Sue Wicks

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#10. You know how you just don't like guys on the other team sometimes? It's funny because growing up I loved Roger (Clemens), loved to watch Roger pitch. Then when I was first in the big leagues and he was for the other team, I hated him.

Andy Pettitte

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#11. V.L.A.D.: Vampire League Against Discrimination.

Carrie Vaughn

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#12. There's so many lies being told throughout the media and people just run with the lies. They're numb to it. Too many followers, not enough leaders.

Big Boi

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#13. Getting into a fight with a popular senior. Pissing off a school teacher and the local chief of police. Hanging with two major-league losers." She slapped my back. "Welcome to high school.

Harlan Coben

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