Funny League Of Gentlemen Quotes

#1. It's the guided thought that conquers; not the guided missile.

Helen Nielsen

#2. A man can marry a thousand women but his heart is only capable of suitably loving one.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#3. I never set out to write prayers at all. But there was a span of time when I didn't find it easy to pray, but, when I went to write one of the things I had to write, a prayer would come.

Gloria Gaither

#4. The Democrats said, "We don't know what's wrong with America, but we can fix it." The Republicans said, "There's nothing wrong with America, and we can fix that."

P. J. O'Rourke

#5. A prostitute is a decent worker like the rest of us, only she can't fake what she is doing.

M.F. Moonzajer

#6. Any increase in the relative size of government in the economy, therefore, shifts the societal consumption-investment ratio in favor of consumption, and prolongs the depression.

Murray N. Rothbard

#7. You think a lot of people get to be big stars and get a little crazy, but most of the ones I've ever met have always been surprisingly normal, and I've enjoyed that.

Alan Jackson

#8. I like things that don't sound particularly processed or mechanical or made by machines. I like music that contains human elements, with all their flaws. There's air in it, and you can hear a room of a bunch of guys playing. Those are the magic parts.

Chris Stapleton

#9. Data are becoming the new raw material of business.

Craig Mundie

#10. The whole of heraldry and of chivalry is in courtesy. A man of fine manners shall pronounce your name with all the ornament that titles of nobility could ever add.

Ralph Waldo Emerson