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Top 20 Funny Lawyer Quotes

#1. What did the lawyer say?" I couldn't stop the little snicker that slipped out as I sat back up in the seat and laced my fingers behind my head.
"Before or after I kissed her?"
"Zeb!" My mom gave me a hard look and my sister just shook her head. - Author: Jay Crownover
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#2. Until now, until I actually got into law class, I just never thought of it as being an interest for me, but it's really funny because now that I'm in law, I'm like 'Wow, I could be a lawyer. - Author: Lisa Leslie
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#3. I didn't have the equipment for the regular world of being a lawyer. I didn't have the imagination for that. I did have a funny kind of ambition, but I didn't know where to put it. - Author: Michael Lindsay-Hogg
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#4. It's rather like Happy Families, isn't it?Mrs Legal, the lawyer's wife, Miss Dose, the doctor's daughter, etc. ... So sweet and funny and old-world. You just can't think of anything nasty happening here, can you? - Author: Agatha Christie
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#5. A perfect poem you can't pin down and say, 'This is exactly what it meant to me.' It's not a self-help manual. - Author: Alice McDermott
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#6. Am I suggesting that you must feel sorry for divorce lawyers and prepare to pay every penny of their fees? Of course not! You deserve justice, and the lawyer can be lured into delivering said justice at a seriously discounted price! - Author: Portia Porter
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#7. A lawyer is just like an attack dog, only without a conscience. - Author: Tom Clancy
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#8. When you want something desperately, the whole universe conspires to get you that thing. - Author: Paulo Coelho
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#9. I find that when I tell lawyer jokes to a mixed audience, the lawyers don't think they're funny and the non-lawyers don't think they're jokes. - Author: John Roberts
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#10. Never cut what you can untie - Author: Joseph Joubert
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#11. There's no point in making films unless you intend to show us something special, otherwise just go out and watch a play. - Author: Bryan Singer
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#12. The veil that clouds your eyes shall be lifted by the hands that wove it, - Author: Kahlil Gibran
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#13. If an adversary didn't target our power plants but they did target the core routers, the backbones that tie our internet connections together, entire parts of the United States could be cut off. That would have a tremendous impact on us as a society and it would have a policy backlash. - Author: Edward Snowden
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#14. Football is the last sacred ritual of our time. - Author: Pier Paolo Pasolini
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#15. Luck is great, but most of life is hard work. - Author: Iain Duncan Smith
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#16. The rich hire lawyers and accountants for a reason - to pass the tax bill on to you. - Author: George W. Bush
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#17. A lawyer is a gentleman that rescues your estate from your enemies and then keeps it for himself. - Author: Henry Brougham, 1st Baron Brougham And Vaux
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#18. There are many times where even I, at certain points in the evening, after a few drinks, can't pronounce my own surname. - Author: Milla Jovovich
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#19. The Washington State Supreme Court on Thursday announced a two year suspension for a lawyer caught having jailhouse sex with a triple murder defendant she was representing. Haha! Jokes on you, dummies ... I'm not really a lawyer. - Author: Tina Fey
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#20. Be clear about your goal but be flexible about the process of achieving it. - Author: Brian Tracy
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