Top 15 Funny Last Time I Checked Quotes

#1. She'd forgotten the name she'd been given, but it made no difference.
She had only one name now:
Death, devourer of worlds.

Sarah J. Maas

Funny Last Time I Checked Quotes #48153
#2. I have to remember that giving honor reveals more about my character than the character of the other person.

Lysa TerKeurst

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#3. I used to see Estee Lauder's ads everywhere in the subways of Beijing, and I thought how wonderful it would be if the model on them was myself!

Liu Wen

Funny Last Time I Checked Quotes #257311
#4. Well, what we know
Is not what they tell us
We're not ignorant, I mean it,
And they just cannot touch us
Through the powers of the Most-High
We keep on surfacin'
Thru the powers of the Most-High
We keep on survivin'.

Bob Marley

Funny Last Time I Checked Quotes #327102
#5. There were some things that took life and broke it, not merely into meaninglessness, but with active malice flung the pieces farther, into hell.

Robin McKinley

Funny Last Time I Checked Quotes #378332
#6. Can you be quiet, Evangeline?" I nodded my head in response. "If you're not, everyone will know what we're doing up here.

Adriane Leigh

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#7. The dead can be even more frustrating to deal with than are many of the living, which is astonishing when you consider it's the living who run the Department of Motor Vehicles.

Dean Koontz

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#8. Techniques are not the most difficult to teach. The attitudes chefs take are much more important.

Alain Ducasse

Funny Last Time I Checked Quotes #567350
#9. Stout was a leader - quiet, unselfish, modest, yet very strong, very thoughtful and remarkably innovative. Whether speaking or writing, he was economical with words, precise, vivid. One believed what he said; one wanted to do what he proposed. Neither

Robert M. Edsel

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#10. Words are the most beautiful things existed in the world, but they die as fast as they were born, unless you convert them to act!
The Secret Life of Bees

Sue Monk Kidd

Funny Last Time I Checked Quotes #976221
#11. The Palestinians need more help from the Arab countries. Since 1967, the world has learned that there is not going to be real progress in the region until Palestine gets something back that they had.

Bruce Dern

Funny Last Time I Checked Quotes #1039422
#12. Doing a piece on film is completely different from doing it onstage.

Samantha Mathis

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#13. The yearning to be Afghan, to be part of the country, part of the land helped me separate myself from the casual traveler and claim my Afghan identity.

Hyder Akbar

Funny Last Time I Checked Quotes #1775513
#14. I never ever slept again after my first pregnancy.

Uma Thurman

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#15. Emigres: Earned their livelihood by giving guitar lessons and mixing salads.

Gustave Flaubert

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