Top 15 Funny Lap Dance Quotes

#1. I count him lost, who is lost to shame.

Plautus

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#2. I didn't want much. I wanted much more. In fact, I wanted everything.

Rupert Holmes

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#3. Most cinema is not about images but text. Why on earth have we based cinema on text? Why can't we break that umbilical cord? Why do we have to pollute cinema?

Peter Greenaway

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#4. If you can save a horse and ride a cowboy, you can save a tree and buy an eBook," Peggy Randall-Martin

Peggy Randall-Martin

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#5. If we are truly fortunate, we will be blessed with one to love us, truly love us. To accept us in all ways, to see us in all our weaknesses and in our glory and to take our hearts, as we take theirs.

J.C. Owens

Funny Lap Dance Quotes #408390
#6. It's always exciting when you can go into a mode where you can be both spontaneous and choreographed. Sort of in control and out of control at the same time.

Nicolas Cage

Funny Lap Dance Quotes #743313
#7. You have to know ... What you have to know in all of this, through all of this, is that no matter how lost you are in this maze of hell and confusion, that in the end, I promise you, you will be found.

Allison Winn Scotch

Funny Lap Dance Quotes #785472
#8. I really have no interest in delivering the iambic pentameter, I just want to kill myself. I don't mind other people doing it. I say that, but really I don't want to watch other people doing it. I get embarrassed.

Bill Nighy

Funny Lap Dance Quotes #1084557
#9. Male science disregards female experiences because it can never share them.

Grantly Dick-Read

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#10. Trippin be Trippin,yolo Be Sippin, Nigga be falling from trees

Chandler

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#11. Oh, a day in the city-square, there is no such pleasure in life!

Elizabeth Barrett Browning

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#12. Whether people know the evolution of the conversation or not, I don't know, but thematically, as a comedian, I stay in the same ballpark - around my issues and my philosophy of life.

Marc Maron

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#13. The games enthralled the public and diverted their attentions from the Halo wars. And - unlike the arts - they could not be used as vehicles for subversion. For gamers like myself it was a near-utopian state of affairs. We were pampered and courted by the houses and made immensely rich.

Alastair Reynolds

Funny Lap Dance Quotes #1266748
#14. Dub and reggae ... I play that a lot around the house.

Gavin Rossdale

Funny Lap Dance Quotes #1423606
#15. I don't know anybody who needs a critic to find out what art is.

Ansel Adams

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