Top 8 Funny Lanyard Sayings

#1. I had little contact with people outside academia and had formed my assumptions about the rest of the world primarily from watching films and televisions as a child. I recognised that the characters in 'Lost in Space' and 'Star Trek' were probably not representative of humans in general.

Graeme Simsion

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#2. The memoirs of call girls are much in demand these days - a millennial craze.

Dimitra Ekmektsis

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#3. I decided very early on that it took too much of my energy to pretend to be someone else. People will make up their minds about me whatever I do or say, but at least I know I am being true to myself.

Drew Barrymore

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#4. Though it is fairly easy to describe what constitutes a bad home, there is no simple definition of a good one. Conformity with the traditional pattern certainly is no guarantee of the happiest results.

Alva Myrdal

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#5. A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.

Mignon McLaughlin

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#6. I really don't like women who try to be men. All these politicians, I think they're horrendous. We could have a brilliant future, but we have this terrible male vision of destroying everything. They'd better sort themselves out and become more womanly.

Vivienne Westwood

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#7. Man wants to live, but it is useless to hope that this desire will dictate all his actions.

Albert Camus

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#8. Life is a series of tests; but if you pass your tests, you look back upon them as good experiences.

Peace Pilgrim

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