Funny Lancashire Quotes

#1. Madness is terrific I can assure you, and not to be sniffed at; and in its lava I still find most of the things I write about. It shoots out of one everything shaped, final, not in mere driblets, as sanity does.

Virginia Woolf

#2. If you are too afraid of losing something, it means you didn't care enough for it in the first place.

James Marquess

#3. It is not extraordinary that the extraterrestrial origin of women was a recurrent theme of science fiction.

Kingsley Amis

#4. I think I'm living in the wrong century. I would have made a great courtesan. Not a mistress - I could never be kept - but a courtesan with my own rules.

Marie Helvin

#5. The one thing I never want to do is act drunk or act high. You don't do it from a mental kind of place because then you're just acting.

Eva Mendes

#6. When you're a celebrity, people think they know you, but they don't have a clue.

Willie Aames

#7. Asha grasped many of her own contradictions, among them that you could be proud of having spared your offspring hardship while also resenting them for having been spared.

Katherine Boo

#8. Keep his pants on or take them off? Better keep them on for now, or the whole massage pretense might vanish before it began.

Nina Croft

#9. A man's legs must be long enough to reach the ground.

Abraham Lincoln

#10. Karla was the first woman since Joni he'd wanted to love him. But if he couldn't love her in return, what kind of life would that be for her?

Kallypso Masters

#11. I think I'll name her Amber - for the colour of her father's eyes.

Kathleen Winsor

#12. We both hang up, but it's like there's still a connection. I can feel it.

And it feels good.

Andrew Clements

#13. My mom Marina and I were poor and hungry. We could sometimes not afford to eat - seriously. We lived together in a small town, called Berdyansk, in Ukraine. I was an only child. I don't think we would have survived if there had been more kids.

Olga Kurylenko