Top 14 Funny Labor And Delivery Quotes

#1. You're going to need a better reason this time. A real reason. And just to be clear, I don't give a fuck what it is because I am not going to let you go. Period.

Claire Contreras

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#2. Any heart turned Godward feels more joyIn one short hour of prayer, than e'er was raisedBy all the feasts of earth since its foundation.

Philip James Bailey

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#3. I have a jacket. Thank you". He smirked. "Not one that smells like me.

Jamie McGuire

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#4. From the point of view of literature Mr. Kipling is a genius who drops his aspirates. From the point of view of life, he is a reporter who knows vulgarity better than any one has ever known it.

Oscar Wilde

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#5. And never since harvests were ripened, / Or laborers born, / Have men gathered figs of the thistle, / Or grapes of the thorn!

Phoebe Cary

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#6. As an actress, you have to give your character a life, a history, and make it full and rich for yourself.

Cara Buono

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#7. You can't see a person more nakedly than that, when they don't know they're being watched, studied.

Jo Nesbo

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#8. In every situation, you must lead with your real self, because if you're going to be on the leading edge of management, you sometimes must be on the emotional edge as well.

James Autry

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#9. One of the big problems entrepreneurs run into is they get too comfortable,

Kevin Harrington

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#10. With the help of the Holy Ghost, we can watch over ourselves. We can pray to recognize and reject the first thoughts of sin. We can pray to recognize a warning not to speak words which would hurt or tempt someone else. And we can, when we must, pray for the humility and the faith to repent.

Henry B. Eyring

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#11. In Germany, I have been called the Queen of Kitsch, but I don't mind that - as long as people buy the books.

Rosamunde Pilcher

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#12. Our religious faith gives us the answer to the false beliefs of Communism ... I have the feeling that God has created us and brought us to our present position of power and strength for some great purpose.

Harry S. Truman

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#13. With a single breath you can change your brain and transform your approach to everyday life.

Randy Kamen

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#14. The sliver of sun turned water crystals among the coal-colored clouds into the halo of a sundog.

B.V. Lawson

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