Funny Krampus Sayings

#1. Reading is a way to take in the difficult situations and understand them. The whole point of reading a book in class is to have discussion about what these situations are like.

Julia Alvarez

#2. Sweetheart, you've just given me a hard on the size of Niagara Falls, so I think it's safe to say I'm not turned off, but I do think this will change how we spend your ten nights if you choose to come to me.

Michelle Hughes

#3. My music was my life, and it played a large part in my inability to sustain relationships.

Kenny Rogers

#4. Americans have the right and advantage of being armed - unlike the citizens of other countries whose governments are afraid to trust the people with arms.

James Madison

#5. We seek goals as if their achievement will grant magical happiness and unending fulfillment, but is that ever the case?

R.A. Salvatore

#6. Every lesson you take from your past immediately turns into a stairs to the light!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#7. While technology has given us many opportunities we've never had before, it's also putting new kinds of stress in our lives.

Tiffany Shlain

#8. I've been a vegetarian for years and years. I'm not judgemental about others who aren't, I just feel I cannot eat or wear living creatures.

Drew Barrymore

#9. I am sensitive soul; I feel with the moon,
I use to be judged for my indifference, now I see their all just hiding behind false truths.

Nikki Rowe

#10. Miss Kwan said, putting her voice into its "kindly" mode, which was only slightly less scary than full-on shouting.

Patrick Ness

#11. When I discover who I am, I'll be free.

Ralph Ellison

#12. Potential is the one power you always have.

Ryan Blair

#13. Once I got started, I wanted the life of a writer so fiercely that nothing could stop me. I wanted the intensity, the sense of aliveness that came from writing fiction. I'm still that way. My life is worth living when I've completed a good paragraph.

Lynne Sharon Schwartz