Funny Kmart Quotes

#1. Why is the mind incapable of deciding its own subject matter? Why when we desperately want to think of one thing to we invariably think of another?

Jeanette Winterson

#2. I tapped a forefinger to my temple and raised my glass of single-vineyard Foxen Pinot. "Between here and here lies the Rubicon of the imagination.

Rex Pickett

#3. I never read reviews - I never have. I've never read message boards, either. I'm just not interested in it in any way - I'm not interested in it inflating my ego, and I'm not interested in it improving my self-worth. So, I don't read them.

Kate Levering

#4. I love the game and I am so lucky to be able to do what I love.

Victoria Azarenka

#5. A broken heart is such a shabby thing, like poverty and failure and the incurable diseases which are also deforming. I hate it and am ashamed of it, and I must somehow repair this heart and put it back into its normal condition, as a tough somewhat scarred but operating organ.

Martha Gellhorn

#6.
Even losing you (a joking voice, a gesture/ I love) I shan't have lied. It's evident/ the art of losing's not too hard to master/ though it may look like (Write it!) like disaster.

Elizabeth Bishop

#7. Don't order one for the road, because the road is already laid out.

Flip Wilson

#8. I was rooming with Jimmy Bowen at the time, doing some gigs, then I went back to New Orleans and played there in '62.

Johnny Ramistella

#9. The belief that you have a great idea is not worth cuckoo spit. Ideas are ten a penny while the ability to execute counts for a great deal more.

Felix Dennis

#10. Sometimes we carry mistakes we haven't even made yet.

Saahil Prem